A cabdriver picked up a nun. When she got into the cab, the driver
couldn't stop staring at her. "I have to ask you a question," he said,
"and I hope you won't be offended."
"My son ," the nun said, " I've seen too much of the world to be
offended by anything thing you might say. What is your question?"
"Well," he said , "I've always had a fantasy of being kissed by a nun."
The nun smiled and said, "I'll grant your wish on two conditions.
First, you must be single, and second, you must be a catholic."
The cab driver became very excited and said ,"Yes, I am single and I'm
a Catholic."
"Okay," the nun said . "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush, But when they got back on the street, the cab driver began to
cry. "My dear," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me," the cabdriver said. "I lied. I must confess; I married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun replied, "That's okay. My name is Kevin, and I'm going
to a Halloween party."
couldn't stop staring at her. "I have to ask you a question," he said,
"and I hope you won't be offended."
"My son ," the nun said, " I've seen too much of the world to be
offended by anything thing you might say. What is your question?"
"Well," he said , "I've always had a fantasy of being kissed by a nun."
The nun smiled and said, "I'll grant your wish on two conditions.
First, you must be single, and second, you must be a catholic."
The cab driver became very excited and said ,"Yes, I am single and I'm
a Catholic."
"Okay," the nun said . "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush, But when they got back on the street, the cab driver began to
cry. "My dear," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me," the cabdriver said. "I lied. I must confess; I married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun replied, "That's okay. My name is Kevin, and I'm going
to a Halloween party."
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