An American In France

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An American in France

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to
him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.

Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The
Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.


The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam and sell the jam to the states."

After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."
 

PingSpike

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I just couldn't picture a frenchman (you know, with the horizontal red and white striped shirt, little bere hat and thin mustash) chewing bubblegum while talking with an accent.
 

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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There is something wrong with a joke that has an American talking to a Frenchman who is chewing gum...
 

Ipno

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Apr 30, 2001
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This new kentucky jelly goes on the toast real nice and smooth, it just has no flavor.
 

Chompman

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Mar 14, 2003
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
There is something wrong with a joke that has an American talking to a Frenchman who is chewing gum...

Nah, the problem is there is a American in France. :p
 

Spike

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Aug 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: Chompman
Originally posted by: Mwilding
There is something wrong with a joke that has an American talking to a Frenchman who is chewing gum...

Nah, the problem is there is a American in France. :p

lol, now thats funny
 

kogase

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I forsee most people giving this joke a blank stare, while the 3% of ATOT who are hardcore Republicans laugh their asses off at this monstrosity of lameness.
 

mchammer187

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is there any correlation betwen the French and bubblegum that i'm unaware of?

imo without this the joke falls flat