An American (from New Jersey), a Mexican and an
Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap
that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Iraqi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Iraq we
have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Jerseyan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer
and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls
out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He
says "In New Jersey we have so many Mexicans and
Iraqis, that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!"
Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap
that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Iraqi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Iraq we
have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Jerseyan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer
and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls
out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He
says "In New Jersey we have so many Mexicans and
Iraqis, that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!"
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