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An ~80 year old woman came on to me today, and I mean came on to me!! Yuck...

Locut0s

Locut0s

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She was with her 50-60 year old daughter who was laughing at the situation and said her mother sometimes liked to do this. I mean this lady came one to me!! Kept going on and on about how handsome I was, how I should be in movie, how she wanted me... There were quite a few other people around too, all of them smiling of course. All I could do was smile and thank here and wish to high hell I was some place else. This is one experience I hope I don't have again soon... yuck...

I wonder if she was drunk or mentally ill or something.
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
No pics? Fail.
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This thread may be about a girl coming on to someone but that doesn't mean you want a pic of said woman. Reread that and think again, you really want a pic of an 80+ year old woman to fap to? 😉
 
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: Jeff7
No pics? Fail.
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This thread may be about a girl coming on to someone but that doesn't mean you want a pic of said woman. Reread that and think again, you really want a pic of an 80+ year old woman to fap to? 😉
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Hey, you're the one who turned down a multi-generational three-some, or more. You could've been in MILF, GILF, and GGILF country. Just bring a feather duster to clean out the cobwebs, and go to it.

You could've been "All in the family" so to speak.

Or rather, "in all of the family."

 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: Jeff7
No pics? Fail.
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This thread may be about a girl coming on to someone but that doesn't mean you want a pic of said woman. Reread that and think again, you really want a pic of an 80+ year old woman to fap to? 😉
Click to expand...
Hey, you're the one who turned down a multi-generational three-some, or more. You could've been in MILF, GILF, and GGILF country. Just bring a feather duster to clean out the cobwebs, and go to it.
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Umm yeah ... well like Obama said she's all yours, and her 50+ year old daughter too..
 
You should have gone for it... Remember, if you live long enough, you'll be 80 too someday, and you just might get horny too.
 
I never believed it, but damn a long enough dry spell and even senior citizens start looking good.

Meanwhile this poor lady and her daughter are filing a restraining order today.
 
I think it's her little joke she does to entertain herself and possibly others.

I've seen a grannie do this at a nursing home. All the other seniors around her cracked up.
 
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
C'mon, you weren't even curious what it'd be like?
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picture this:

a hoagie going into a dried up dead catfish
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:laugh:

Come on, at least bring a gallon of lube or something. You'll need a lot, cause it may well be like water into silica gel.

 
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