An ~80 year old woman came on to me today, and I mean came on to me!! Yuck...

[Locut0s]

She was with her 50-60 year old daughter who was laughing at the situation and said her mother sometimes liked to do this. I mean this lady came one to me!! Kept going on and on about how handsome I was, how I should be in movie, how she wanted me... There were quite a few other people around too, all of them smiling of course. All I could do was smile and thank here and wish to high hell I was some place else. This is one experience I hope I don't have again soon... yuck...

I wonder if she was drunk or mentally ill or something.

 

[NFS4]

GGILF?

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: NFS4
GGILF?

Umm yeah... no thanks. I stop at milfs.

 

[Jeff7]

No pics? Fail.

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
No pics? Fail.

She's all yours.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
No pics? Fail.

This thread may be about a girl coming on to someone but that doesn't mean you want a pic of said woman. Reread that and think again, you really want a pic of an 80+ year old woman to fap to?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: Jeff7
No pics? Fail.

This thread may be about a girl coming on to someone but that doesn't mean you want a pic of said woman. Reread that and think again, you really want a pic of an 80+ year old woman to fap to?

Hey, you're the one who turned down a multi-generational three-some, or more. You could've been in MILF, GILF, and GGILF country. Just bring a feather duster to clean out the cobwebs, and go to it.

You could've been "All in the family" so to speak.

Or rather, "in all of the family."

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: Jeff7
No pics? Fail.

This thread may be about a girl coming on to someone but that doesn't mean you want a pic of said woman. Reread that and think again, you really want a pic of an 80+ year old woman to fap to?

Hey, you're the one who turned down a multi-generational three-some, or more. You could've been in MILF, GILF, and GGILF country. Just bring a feather duster to clean out the cobwebs, and go to it.

Umm yeah ... well like Obama said she's all yours, and her 50+ year old daughter too..

 

[Grunt03]

I think I'm gonna get sick just thinking about this..............:disgust:

 

[Kadarin]

You should have gone for it... Remember, if you live long enough, you'll be 80 too someday, and you just might get horny too.

 

[Epic Fail]

Nana needs lovin' too.

 

[aircooled]

You should have came on her. twice

 

[DangerAardvark]

So... you hit that?

 

[alkemyst]

I never believed it, but damn a long enough dry spell and even senior citizens start looking good.

Meanwhile this poor lady and her daughter are filing a restraining order today.

 

[SearchMaster]

She may have had dementia. My wife's grandmother was the same way in her later years.

 

[oddyager]

So when is your first date with her?

 

[Throckmorton]

Pics or BAN

 

[Itchrelief]

I think it's her little joke she does to entertain herself and possibly others.

I've seen a grannie do this at a nursing home. All the other seniors around her cracked up.

 

[Capt Caveman]

So, you had a chance to lose your virginity and you said no?

 

[Nitemare]

Nom Nom Nom....

Once you go gumjobs you never go back...

 

[nakedfrog]

C'mon, you weren't even curious what it'd be like?

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
C'mon, you weren't even curious what it'd be like?

picture this:

a hoagie going into a dried up dead catfish

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
C'mon, you weren't even curious what it'd be like?

picture this:

a hoagie going into a dried up dead catfish

:laugh:

Come on, at least bring a gallon of lube or something. You'll need a lot, cause it may well be like water into silica gel.

 

[Vehemence]

Grandma just tryin to get some play, man. Shoulda hit that and Youporn'd it.

 

[BudAshes]

lol owned