so we did a secret Santa, i work in the city and our office has about 35 staff. one of the operations people (disgruntled 35 year old male, married) drew a mid-thirties old boiler who works in our sales department, she is the object of ridicule already. having attended one meeting wearing what can be described as a pink lycra leotard top and frilly skirt, i started calling her tinkerbell (the fairy).
anyway this guy sent her a book called 'shag yourself slim' which contained positions and 'calories burnt' in each position, a pair of edible panties, a pair of kippers (a smoked fish that is a synonym here for pussy), and a stress relief device which you hit with your fist and the air pressure causes a phallic shaped object to shoot up in the air like a missile.
pretty funny. i got this French/Texan bitch who sits opposite me and pretends she is Italian aristocracy, but instead of a nurse outfit and a whip, as i had joked, i meekly send a box of chocolates.
anyway this guy sent her a book called 'shag yourself slim' which contained positions and 'calories burnt' in each position, a pair of edible panties, a pair of kippers (a smoked fish that is a synonym here for pussy), and a stress relief device which you hit with your fist and the air pressure causes a phallic shaped object to shoot up in the air like a missile.
pretty funny. i got this French/Texan bitch who sits opposite me and pretends she is Italian aristocracy, but instead of a nurse outfit and a whip, as i had joked, i meekly send a box of chocolates.
