Amusing news story

[hjo3]

Okay, the actual story isn't that great, but I thought this little piece was really funny:

"Can I tell you a secret?" Officer Brett Peachey typed into the chatroom. "I am a police officer and you are masturbating in a high school auditorium on Internet safety."

The man continued, but soon turned off his Web cam.

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[TallBill]

Wow, that guy got pwned.

 

[FoBoT]

"Ninety-nine percent are male, 92 percent are white, 86 percent are 26 years or older, 97 percent are acting alone, and 90 percent have no arrest record for sex crimes," officers said.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

"Ninety-nine percent are male, 92 percent are white, 86 percent are 26 years or older, 97 percent are acting alone, and 90 percent have no arrest record for sex crimes," officers said.

Wow there's a lot of distrubing 'normal' people out there.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: FoBoT

"Ninety-nine percent are male, 92 percent are white, 86 percent are 26 years or older, 97 percent are acting alone, and 90 percent have no arrest record for sex crimes," officers said.

Wow there's a lot of distrubing 'normal' people out there.

that dateline special about a month ago that busted a bunch of sexual predators showed how 'normal' these freaks look. almost all of them looked as average as you get.

 

[Hammerhead]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

"Ninety-nine percent are male, 92 percent are white, 86 percent are 26 years or older, 97 percent are acting alone, and 90 percent have no arrest record for sex crimes," officers said.

are they talking about ATOT?

 

[monk3y]

Originally posted by: Hammerhead

Originally posted by: FoBoT

"Ninety-nine percent are male, 92 percent are white, 86 percent are 26 years or older, 97 percent are acting alone, and 90 percent have no arrest record for sex crimes," officers said.

are they talking about ATOT?

:laugh:

 

[BriGy86]

"on internet safety"?

what's that supposed to mean?

*EDIT*

wouldn't about internet safety make more sense

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: BriGy86
"on internet safety"?

what's that supposed to mean?

*EDIT*

wouldn't about internet safety make more sense

Yeah, I was confused until I read the article.