Amish Mafia is Real!

[FirNaTine]

I am a believer now. They hit me!

I knew the hoofbeats sounded awful close the other night, but I forgot about it until... I went to pull out of my driveway... And I see the 1" or so buggy ruts in my front yard!

They turfed my yard!

I immediately think to myself, this is horse shit. And then I saw it, actual horse shit among the ruts.

It's on now!

 

[Ichinisan]

There's a thread. I already bumped it.

 

[FirNaTine]

There's a thread. I already bumped it.

About Mennonites pretending to be Amish recreating stories, I am talking about real Amish out causing havoc....

 

[DrPizza]

I watched part of one episode on Christmas at my in-laws before I was finally able to sneak control of their remote control & change the channel. I found more bullshit per minute in that show (more evidence that the show was fake) than I did in all of Day After Tomorrow or The Core.

Good camera angles! You can't see the power lines going to one of the Amish homes on the show. Unfortunately, the Amish have no need for telephone poles leading to their houses or barns.

For what it's worth, I live in a community with a significant percentage of the population who are Amish - and I know quite a few of the Amish personally.

 

[Crono]

I'd be scared if I were you, you can't talk about the Amish mafia on the internet.

Because then they'd, you know... uh... not know you were talking about them on the internet...