Amish Humor

[Siva]

One day an Amish woman was riding in her horse and buggy when she got pulled over by a policeman. The policeman told her that the buggy had a broken tail light. He also told her that having a harness wrapped around the horse's testicles is cruelty to animals and therefore illegal. The Amish woman told the policeman that she would tell her husband when she got home. When the woman got home, she told her husband that she got pulled over by the police for two reasons. The first being the broken tail light. When her husband asked what the second reason was, she replied, "I don't remember...something about the emergency brake."

 

[booger711]

0.0/10

 

[Cyberian]

I liked it!! :thumbsup:

 

[ajpa123]

nice one :beer:
7/10

 

[Gurck]

6/10, not bad

 

[xSkyDrAx]

but good 7/10

 

[DrPizza]

Amish buggies don't have tail lights.
(my almost neighbors are Amish, I drive by Amish buggies daily)

 

[Kibbo]

Why don't Mennonites have sex-ed and driver's ed on the same day?





Too hard on the horses.