Americans want it all NOW

1prophet

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Got a minute? Survey finds a nation in a hurry

Got a minute? Survey finds a nation in a hurry
DMV among top spots where Americans hate to wait, AP poll finds

The Associated Press
Updated: 6:31 a.m. ET May 28, 2006


WASHINGTON - We?ll make this quick. We know you?re busy.

An Associated Press poll has found an impatient nation. To get to the point without further ado, it?s a nation that gets antsy after five minutes on hold on the phone and 15 minutes max in a line. So say people in the survey.

The Department of Motor Vehicles, the U.S. version of the old Soviet bread line, is among the top spots where Americans hate to wait. But grocery stores are the worst.

Almost one in four in the AP-Ipsos poll picked the grocery checkout as the line where their patience is most likely to melt like the ice cream turning to goo in their cart.

And it seems people don?t mellow with age. The survey found older people to be more impatient than younger people.

Nor does getting away from the urban pressure cooker make much difference. People in the country and the suburbs can bear a few more minutes in a line before losing it than city inhabitants can, but that?s it.

In short, Americans want it all NOW. Or awfully close to now.

?If you ask the typical person, do you feel more time-poor or money-poor, the answer almost always is time-poor,? says Paco Underhill, an authority on what draws and drives away shoppers.

?We walk in the door with the clock ticking with various degrees of loudness in our heads. And if I get to the checkout and if I have the perception it?s not working efficiently, often that clock gets even louder.?

Americans are demanding, too. Half in the AP-Ipsos poll said they refuse to return to businesses that made them wait too long. Nearly one in five owned up to speaking rudely to someone in the last few months when they weren?t served efficiently.

Altogether, 1,003 adults took time out from their evening to answer questions for the poll March 28-30. The margin of sampling error is plus or minus 3 percentage points


Gee, people demand the cheapest prices while expecting the highest wages, want to be treated like kings at peasant prices and the then cry about the injustice of it all when they have to wait in a line.:laugh:
 

trenchfoot

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it's not so much the waitng that i mind. it's the idea that i'm waiting "forever" because whoever's business that i'm patronizing is prioritizing their profits over my good will.

if these businesses think they can keep me as a customer by making me wait in line longer than their competition because they refuse to hire more help then i will definetly shop somewhere else.

if a bunch of local stores all sell the same products, i will definetly buy at the store that gives me the best service at the best price. i will not have these businesses waste my time only because they want to maximize their profits at my expense.

as far as municipal services are concerned, i will arrive early, stand in line and wait. but if i have to wait until i start growing roots then as soon as i'm face to face with the poor over-worked schmuck that's going to service me, i ask for a supervisor immediately and start making myself heard loud enough so that everyone else in the room can hear me voice my concerns over how ridiculous the situation is and that they better give me the service my hard-earned tax-dollars deserve.

it riles me to see these frontline under-staffed service clerks working their butts off while their over-paid egotistical supervisors kick back in their a/c'd private offices smugly passing the time surfing the internet on their over-sized lcd screens, when they could easily be helping out at the front counters.

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shortylickens

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This reminds me of the year-long, multi-million dollar study to find out that coffee wakes people up in the morning.
 

LumbergTech

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Nextup, people who need people...according to a recent poll..are the luckiest people in the world
 
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Ha... I experienced this today when the foursome in front of me took FOREVER on the greens. Bastards wouldn't let me play through either. Took three hours to play nine holes.



I got some good color though. :D
 

ebaycj

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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Ha... I experienced this today when the foursome in front of me took FOREVER on the greens. Bastards wouldn't let me play through either. Took three hours to play nine holes.



I got some good color though. :D


You should have just hit into 'em once. They probably would have let you play through.
 

moomoo40moo

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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Ha... I experienced this today when the foursome in front of me took FOREVER on the greens. Bastards wouldn't let me play through either. Took three hours to play nine holes.



I got some good color though. :D

Theres actually "stuff" in alaska?? News to me....
 

PingSpike

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I actually don't mind waiting in lines usually. However, I wish my car had a cannon that incinerated everything in front of it.
 
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Originally posted by: moomoo40moo
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Ha... I experienced this today when the foursome in front of me took FOREVER on the greens. Bastards wouldn't let me play through either. Took three hours to play nine holes.



I got some good color though. :D

Theres actually "stuff" in alaska?? News to me....

Stuff? What do you mean?