Americans love guns...

[3615buck]

Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"
Client: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner:"What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
Owner: (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?"
Client: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
Client: (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"
Client: "Mexi-cans.......Puertori-cans........Afri-cans......Maro-cans........

 

[nateholtrop]

LOL nice..

Nate

 

[iamwiz82]

lol, but, me thinks you will be flamed for that joke though =]

 

[thraashman]

Oh that was good. That made my morning. thanks.

 

[RipRidah]

heard it before with a different set up though

 

[Moonbeam]

You left out Ameri-cans who are the gun companies kill the most of.

 

[woodie1]

Reckon I best git down to my local gunshop.

 

[ratkil]

cute joke

" You left out Ameri-cans who are the gun companies kill the most of. "
Wow, I must have missed that news article, is this just in their parking lots, or are the gun company workers actually going into peoples homes and killing them? Seems like they ought to get in trouble for that.......

 

[Triumph]

it's surprising that this thread isn't turning into a flame war yet.

 

[glen]

nm

 

[LIBERTYorDEATH]

I love guns, guns love me, were all one big family.