We need to begin censoring humorous faux-news outlets such as The Onion. People are beginning to take them seriously because they can't wrap their thick skulls around it. Alternatively, we could institute a licensing program that allows responsible, intelligent individuals access to humorous and satirical materials.
An example - where not one, but TWO people had to have the entire concept explained to them.
An example - where not one, but TWO people had to have the entire concept explained to them.