Lol, I dunno if this has been posted (probably, its been spread around like wildfire),
I found this site hilarious, as "A Parent's Guide to stopping your Child from Hacking".
Among the choice bits of wisdom is that AMD computers are built in the 3rd work by child labor just for hackers, and that if you son wants to buy from anyone from Intel, they are a hacker and should be spanked.
there's so much more, go see.
How to Know if your Son is a Hacker