amazon reviewer.

[Drakkon]

I got this for my son because I am allergic to real cats and he really wants a cat. I was unaware, however, that Hasbro uses real cat fur on their toys, which set me into a sneezing, red eyed fit. The included brush tends to rub the hair off of the cat, which then gets distributed throughout the house, onto my pillows. I told my son that Mitsy was hit by a car and we had a funeral for it in the back. I forgot to take out the batteries and it started meowing in the box. What a mess. Thanks a lot Hasbro!

LMFAO

 

[IgorFL]

For pure dry wit, this one cracked me up:

Sunrise Alarm Clock (Charcoal Finish)

Start Your Day Better, August 5, 2004
If you're like me and hate the "Err Err Err" scratchiness of regular alarm clocks that arouse you in anger, you'll probably find this clock useful. The Sunrise Alarm Clock will similulate sunrise by gradually growing brighter and brighter until you awake more naturally and refreshed.

If you don't want to spend the money on this product, windows also work quite well.

🙂

 

[Crazymofo]

The movie review on the last page is priceless!!

 

[dbdynsty25]

I like the extension cord review:

It's crazy long and orange, but man, does it pack a powerful electric bite! All you have to do is plug the male side into an outlet, and then plug the other end into the appliance you want to run. It works like a charm! If I wanted to, I could plug in my desk lamp and walk 4 houses down, knock on the door, and be like, "Hey, look, my desk lamp still works at your house!" There's so many advantages to owning this technological wonder. Buy now!

 

[Kishan]

he sounds exactly like comic book guy-fvcking nerd.

 

[GTaudiophile]

I'm convinced that somewhere, there is a room full of monkeys typing away anti-Bush books as left-winging authors attempt to cash in on a president they think cashes in too much. Ironic, don't you think?

But no matter. Conservatives have remained diligent and proud of their president. Now, this anti-Kerry book comes out, and now all the left-wing typewriting apes have a fit, and their presidential candidate tries to censor...that's right, BAN a book. And months ago, everyone was ga-ga over Fahrenheit 9/11, which name alone supposedly stands up against censorship.

Years ago, the Democratic party was Clintonized. Now it's being waffle-ized. Oh, dear irony.

 

[bigredguy]

If you loved the Robo-Vacuum Cleaner, you'll like Robomower! Thanks to this awesome technology, I can sit and watch the Newlyweds while Robomower takes care of the lawn work my wife is always complaining about. Pretty soon, I'm sure they'll make a robot to replace her too. Always, "Do this! Do that! Why do we always do what you want to do? Why don't you lose some weight for God sakes!" Nag nag nag! Soon I will have my own fortress of robots and all I'll have to do is contemplate what kind of donut I'll eat next.

Thank you so much, Robomower!!!

Gold, pure Gold!!!

 

[glen]

Upgrade your Superhero Costume!, August 22, 2004
This outfit allows you to fight crime at ease. It's stretchy material gives you to maximum amount of comfort and movement while also promoting defense against proton and laser type attacks.

 

[Martin]

This stroller and car seat is a wonderful product. It's both stylish, sturdy, and comfortable for baby.
I also recommend several additional accessories such as: mini-van, balding fat husband, second mortgage, and forgotten ambition.

😀

 

[seanws]

As far as technology goes, this vac is a wonder. It automatically traces your carpet and floors, cleaning them in no time so you can do other things--like searching your husband's internet history cache

 

[CarpeDeo]

As far as technology goes, this vac is a wonder. It automatically traces your carpet and floors, cleaning them in no time so you can do other things--like searching your husband's internet history cache.

One of my only complaints involves IRobot Roomba's necessity for overcompensation. Giving a vacumm cleaner artificial intelligence is a double edged sword. On one hand, IRobot cuts house cleaning time in half. On the other hand, IRobot tends to vacuum the same room compulsively, and at times will sit in the corner of the room depressed, contemplating its existence as a hair, crumb, and toe-nail disposal machine.

In any case, I strongly recommend this vacuum, as it does its job very well.

 

[oogabooga]

wow, this guy is :thumbsup: i love the carseat/stroller one 🙂

edit : haha this was worthy for post

A DVD/Hi Fi VCR combo is a great invention and perfect for those who want to reduce space while obtaining a high quality home theatre system. Progressive-scan creates crystal clear picture and the VCR auto-tracking is a great feature, especially for those old tapes.

But buyer, beware. The VCR will eat any Hillary Duff movie. I really think It thinks it's doing a service for humanity, but it's just plain annoying to get the thing repaired whenever the grandkids visit.

Other than that, it's a real find.

 

[MazerRackham]

ROFLMAO that's comic GOLD. LOL! 🙂

 

[wfbberzerker]

Closer ~ Josh Groban

I bought my daughter a really nice home stereo last Christmas, and a few CDs. She absolutely loves Josh Groban and listens to this CD maybe six times a week. I was shocked by Groban's appeal to the younger crowd. Maybe the youth has finally tired of Britney and Christina (which my wife considers a good thing.)

The last year, however, me and my wife were trying to have a baby and have had some bad luck. I went to the doctor for a check-up where I discovered my sperm count was incredibly low. I never had a problem before, but I put two and two together and discovered that Josh Groban had prevented me from reproducing. After hiding the CD, it didn't take long before I could get another bun in the oven. 7 more months! (Please be a boy!)

I recommend this CD for Josh's incredible vocal talents and natural contraceptive abilities.

 

[CTrain]

Originally posted by: Stark

I bought my daughter a really nice home stereo last Christmas, and a few CDs. She absolutely loves Josh Groban and listens to this CD maybe six times a week. I was shocked by Groban's appeal to the younger crowd. Maybe the youth has finally tired of Britney and Christina (which my wife considers a good thing.)

The last year, however, me and my wife were trying to have a baby and have had some bad luck. I went to the doctor for a check-up where I discovered my sperm count was incredibly low. I never had a problem before, but I put two and two together and discovered that Josh Groban had prevented me from reproducing. After hiding the CD, it didn't take long before I could get another bun in the oven. 7 more months! (Please be a boy!)

I recommend this CD for Josh's incredible vocal talents and natural contraceptive abilities.

bwahahahahahahah

Ok that one had me laughing.

 

[Liviathan]

haha thats pretty funny stuff.

 

[Coquito]

Pink Flamingos, August 4, 2004
These pink flamingos are sturdy and don't seem to fade in the sun or from heavy rain. I would, however, make sure to add a "mobile home" to your estate, because otherwise these Flamingos don't look quite right.

 

[kreb]

Originally posted by: sygyzy
I wonder if he actually bought all this stuff.

Segway Human Transporter (HT) p Series Offered by Segway
by Segway
Price: $3,995.95

4 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
Wowzer!, June 11, 2004
I'm a rich and frivilous spender, so I decided to invest in a Segway from a local dealer in my neck of the woods. Before long, I was scooting around town effortlessly. The nice thing about the Segway is that it reduces pollution, but I find that local police enforcement does not allow me to use my Segway on main highways. I also do not like the attention I get when using the Segway. Teenagers are always asking, "Hey, can I try it?" It's a small price to pay to save on high gas prices. Everyone in America should have one.

 

[DurocShark]

This one had the women in the office cracking up:

This stroller and car seat is a wonderful product. It's both stylish, sturdy, and comfortable for baby.

I also recommend several additional accessories such as: mini-van, balding fat husband, second mortgage, and forgotten ambition.

 

[Afrotech]

Originally posted by: notfred
Junior Grand Tabletop Piano:
Unless your child is proficient in piano, this toy will provide countless hours of horror in two-octaves.

so true.... so true

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I'm convinced that somewhere, there is a room full of monkeys typing away anti-Bush books as left-winging authors attempt to cash in on a president they think cashes in too much. Ironic, don't you think?

But no matter. Conservatives have remained diligent and proud of their president. Now, this anti-Kerry book comes out, and now all the left-wing typewriting apes have a fit, and their presidential candidate tries to censor...that's right, BAN a book. And months ago, everyone was ga-ga over Fahrenheit 9/11, which name alone supposedly stands up against censorship.

Years ago, the Democratic party was Clintonized. Now it's being waffle-ized. Oh, dear irony.

yup, that pretty much ruined the spree of funny and my respect for him