Amazon review comedy goldmine

[Demon-Xanth]

Enjoy*





*level of enjoyment not guaranteed and may vary

 

[n7]

hehe

 

[Crono]

Lol
"Great Product, Poor Packaging, May 14, 2009
By Patrick J. McGovern "Procrastinating Evil Sci... (Hollowed Out Volcano Lair) -

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty. "

 

[ViviTheMage]

For some reason, I just do not find these funny...like that 3 wolf shirt, not funny.

I do like the few people who go around amazon making joke reviews though, seems overkill when everyone does one on the same product.

 

[PottedMeat]

Very Best of David Hasselhoff

http://www.amazon.com/Very-Bes...sselhoff/dp/B00005Q8UG

Our second offering from this collection, "Wir Zwei Allein", Hasselhoff takes aim at the Jews, denying the holocaust as a "jüdische Bengellüge". From his pulpit, Hasselhoff rains down blazing synthesizer rage that will remind you why they call him the "Der Gasraum Kommandant" in Germany and "Meister von Auschwitz" in Poland, where he's feared as a devil.

At 5pm all of us were wasted on a high of pop tarts and kool aid when Herbie decided to change our lives forever: He put his radio shack speakers to the ultimate test: The one and only Very Best of David Hasselhoff.
Well, my friends, I just can say that It blew me away!!! The songs, the rithyms, the melodies, the holy voice, the chest hair.

When I woke up, I knew, just KNEW, that the angel was David Hassehloff, and the beautiful music that played as he copulated with my soul was his latest CD.

Me happy happy big about Hasselhoff. Me likes him too much me crazy happy. Me musta find the words big talk about "Hot Shot City" lots very special. Me likes a look at a new stuff on album.

 

[SirStev0]

great, I suppose now everyone is going to start with the ridiculous review ripping off the Three Wolves T-shirt.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
great, I suppose now everyone is going to start with the ridiculous review ripping off the Three Wolves T-shirt.

this is more SA from years ago. you guys want some napster to go with your AOL?

 

[So]

None of those were funny.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

the best one is the first one, the rest are just trying too hard and are thus not funny

Best skin care on the market!!!, May 25, 2009 By Khati

I was skeptical, but after reading so much about Uranium in CosmoGirl and Seventeen, I decided to give it a shot. Thank goodness I did! Give it a try! My skin has never looked better!!! Now if I can find something that actually works for hairloss, I'll be set!