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Amazon's 'Lord of the Rings' Series Already Sounds Like it Could Rival Peter Jackson's Movies
One show to rule them all.
Not bad, hopefully it's Lord of the Rings good and not Hobbit silly/boring
yes, somewhere behind all the hairBut will there be hobbit bewbs?
Why? All of Jackson's hobbits were burn-down-Mt. Doom gay.But will there be hobbit bewbs?
Why? All of Jackson's hobbits were burn-down-Mt. Doom gay.
yes, somewhere behind all the hair
wut?
they .. WHAT? They are going to remake LOTR??????? Like, the film that's basically playing on repeat just about everywhere? That's got its own memes and subreddits?
yeah that's gonna go down well.
they could just do the silmarillion .. there's enough stuff in there for 6 films.
So how come in the LOTR movies, everybody looks like they’re wearing makeup? I don’t mean wearing makeup to look like hobbits, elves, dwarves, etc. I mean the hobbits look like hobbits wearing makeup, wizards look like wizards wearing makeup, etc.
the doom of numenor? maybe the war of the last alliance?Just read the thing. It's not the Silmarilion, but the 2nd age or some shit. When Sauron was all like, yo bitch dudes, I got these rings and stuff, and you guys get some rings, and let's like fight and stuff, and some middle earth god gets all mad and turns the flat earth into a globe, and those island people drown, and all but like...12 of them flee and found Gondor.
I don't think they spent half that much on the six movies...
the doom of numenor? maybe the war of the last alliance?
Basically. I'm not famililar with LOTR beyond the movies but yeah, that's what it sounds like. A couple thousands years before the events of Fellowship of the Ring and the two sequels.so it's the LOTR prequels.
I hear the Fire TV remote will feature a special 'adult' button that adds/removes Hobbit clothing. Parental control is a musk.
It's been decades since I read the Silmarillion, but I believe part of it does deal at least briefly with the fall of Numenor and Sauron's dealings with Celebrimbor and the dwarves of Moria, who created the Rings of Power under his tutelage.Just read the thing. It's not the Silmarilion, but the 2nd age or some shit. When Sauron was all like, yo bitch dudes, I got these rings and stuff, and you guys get some rings, and let's like fight and stuff, and some middle earth god gets all mad and turns the flat earth into a globe, and those island people drown, and all but like...12 of them flee and found Gondor.
I've been working on that one. Got nothing yet....eh on second thought, let's just leave that one in there.
