Am I skeezy?

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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teh girlz...they run away!!! :(

See the thing is I look a laot older than I really am and I think the girls think I'm a dirty old man or seomthing.

So today I was mackin on these girlz playin the cricket and I was liek OMG bullseye! and they were like "yeah cool!" but then they thought I was SKEEZY and I struck out. But then when my wingman came in it was cool again and I found out these girls were sisters (didn't look anything alike) and one was up here on spring break from her artsy fartsy design school but like she was cool and all and we could've hit it off...

but I think they thought I was SKEEZY!!
 

MikeMike

Lifer
Feb 6, 2000
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sup homey. hows it hangin ova dur in dat dam hud of urs. man why all dem bitchs be actin all messd n shizzle. i mean skeezy? fvckin lay da law down "j"igga. show um how ya hud do it

MIKE
 

BurnItDwn

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Uhhh .... .What the Heck does that translate to in English?
This is my translation attempt: You are a dirty old man who sneezes, and the ladies, who alse sneeze, do not want you to sneeze on them?



Personally, I don't want anybody to sneeze on me, so I understand their position.