am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?

SelArom

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Okay let me first say that I was under the influence of very very strong stuff (after being clean for several months), so I'm not entirely sure what happened, but I need more opinions because my wife won't believe me!!

okay, I was at a bar with a my wife and a few friends. We were playing pool, but they were closing. so we took the billiard balls and stuff but while we were waiting by the bar to turn them in, some guy went up to my friend and said "I don't remember my phone number, can I call your phone so you can give it to me?"

apparently he wanted to give a chick his number. it was already a suspicious thing to me, but my friend was like yeah okay (he was not under any influences, except possibly naivete?). What was weird though was that the whole time, the chick was watching my friend and writing down stuff, BEFORE he started saying the guys phone number. then after he gave the guy his number, the guy was all "hey what's your name" and insisted on getting his full first and last name, which the girl also wrote down. the guy was all buddy-buddy, and it just seemed really suspicious, especially because the chick kept writing stuff down. it looked like they were in cahoots.

the worst (best?) part is, that it was my friend's grandma's phone, so he'll go in and slaughter HER instead!! (though admittedly, this idea was very funny that night)

was I imagining things? is there anything this guy could do with my friend's phone number, full name, and detailed description? I tried to tell my friend not to help the guy but he thinks (and my wife thinks) that I was just high and paranoid. but I'm over it now and I still think his grandma is gonna turn up dead somewhere.

Cliff Notes:
1. I was high at a bar
2. A somebody was possibly trying to steal my friend's identity or something.
3. Nobody believed me because they said I was just being paranoid.
4. Was I?
5. My friend's grandma will probably get slaughtered instead because it was her phone.

-SelArom
 

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SelArom

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Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
He just wanted your friends #

I think we have a winner. I'm surprised this one didn't even occur to me. in my state I think I would have died of laughter.

Originally posted by: Sluggo
I think they were hitting on your friend for a wild 3-way.

but considering the look of the guy, I think this is a fate worse than the slaughtered grandma!

-SelArom
 

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Am I just paranoid am I just stoned
 

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SelArom

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Originally posted by: PHiuR
you were just high man...
but i wouldnt have given by last name out.

right? right?! why would he ask for his last name? the guy was INSISTANT on getting my friend's full name!! he was trying to be friendly about it, but it was suspicious!!

-SelArom