Am I crazy for keeping hand sanitizer in my car?

NFS4

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OK, I keep hand sanitizer in my car (you know the stuff in the pump bottle that you pump out and rub your hands til dry) for when I go to the gas station and get back in the car. I can't stand the smell of the gasoline on my hands.

Anyway, I was with my GF the other day and after I finished pumping the gas, I got in the car and pumped out a little and started rubbing my hands together. Here response..."Oh isn't that cute"...which roughly translates into "You're a fuggin' loser" :p

[Seinfeld] "Not that there's anything wrong with that" [/Seinfeld]
 

pulse8

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It's nice of your girlfriend to stay with you even though she knows you're GAY. :p
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: notfred
Are you incapable of getting gas without spilling it on your hands?

I never spill gas on my hands, but there is always a lingering amount on the pumps that always travels to your hands.
 

RagingBITCH

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I'm I crazy for keeping hand sanitizer in my car?

Well based solely off your title, I might not call you crazy but your grammer sure sucks. A little retarded is more like it. ;)
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
I'm I crazy for keeping hand sanitizer in my car?

Well based solely off your title, I might not call you crazy but your grammer sure sucks. A little retarded is more like it. ;)

LOL, Crazy am I.
 

Fingolfin269

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Leaning towards homosexual? Nah..

Leaning towards becoming Jack Nicholson in 'As Good As It Gets'? Yup. You're one step closer. ;)
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Leaning towards homosexual? Nah..

Leaning towards becoming Jack Nicholson in 'As Good As It Gets'? Yup. You're one step closer. ;)

LMAO :)

Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
 

PCTweaker5

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: notfred
Are you incapable of getting gas without spilling it on your hands?

I never spill gas on my hands, but there is always a lingering amount on the pumps that always travels to your hands.

Very true! Beat them guts and then get rid of that bitch!
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: PCTweaker5
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: notfred
Are you incapable of getting gas without spilling it on your hands?

I never spill gas on my hands, but there is always a lingering amount on the pumps that always travels to your hands.

Very true! Beat them guts and then get rid of that bitch!

"Beat them guts?"

English please?
 

rh71

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I never get the smell of gas on my hands afterward. What're you doing with the pump ?!

And I agree with your gf... though I'd probably do the same if I did get gas on my hands... however that would happen...
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: PCTweaker5
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: notfred
Are you incapable of getting gas without spilling it on your hands?

I never spill gas on my hands, but there is always a lingering amount on the pumps that always travels to your hands.

Very true! Beat them guts and then get rid of that bitch!

"Beat them guts?"

English please?
It's redneck-ese.