Am I a bad person for buying off the kid's menu?

[Ns1]

An adult 9" personal pepperoni pizza is $9.50

A kid's 8" personal pepperoni pizza is $5.


I place my order over the phone or via the internet to hide my shame until the last moment.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Nah. Usually I'm a stickler for the rules, but for stuff like this; if they sell it, you should be able to buy it, IMO.

 

[cbrunny]

You should order one of each. That way you'll know if you're getting a worse pizza on top of it being smaller.

Then you have two pizzas. And you know for next time.

 

[Ns1]

You should order one of each. That way you'll know if you're getting a worse pizza on top of it being smaller.

I have ordered one of each, that's how I know one is 9" and the other is 8".

 

[Crono]

It doesn't count if there's no toy.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Good god. You basically took food out of the mouth of some hungry child.

 

[Newbian]

You need to remember that kids are smaller and 8" seems to be fine for them however as an adult you should be able to take all of the 9" inside of you...

 

[Ns1]

$11.99 for 2 kids pizzas. I'm going straight to hell.

 

[Linux23]

You need to remember that kids are smaller and 8" seems to be fine for them however as an adult you should be able to take all of the 9" inside of you...

indeed.

 

[nakedfrog]

Why do you hate small business owners?

 

[Ns1]

Why do you hate small business owners?

This is a faceless corporation. Feel better about it now?

 

[nakedfrog]

This is a faceless corporation. Feel better about it now?

It was just a guess, I didn't figure a corporate entity would have that much of a price gulf.

 

[Imp]

They shouldn't be selling it if they didn't want me buying it...

 

[nakedfrog]

Is there a qualification that says "for children under age [whatever]", or does it just say kid's menu?

Regardless, ultimately, no, this is not what makes you a bad person

 

[JEDIYoda]

You need to remember that kids are smaller and 8" seems to be fine for them however as an adult you should be able to take all of the 9" inside of you...

speaking from experience........I bet that hurt........the cheese is hot huh?

 

[preslove]

Two questions:
Don't you have a wife who would help eat pizza?
Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas are $8 where you live?????

 

[Ns1]

$1.375/slice + tax!!!! I even tipped a dollar on takeout due to guilt.

 

[nakedfrog]

Two questions:
Don't you have a wife who would help eat pizza?
Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas are $8 where you live?????

Pizza Hut doesn't have separate kid's pizza and personal pan pizza, do they?

 

[FeuerFrei]

Little Seizure's gives you four deep-dish slices + 20oz bottled drink for $5.41. Edge-to-edge topping too. Probably 9"x6".

No kiddie menu shame either.

 

[Kazukian]

I do frequently, saves $ and keeps me from being morbidly obese.