A guy walks into a talent agents office and says "I have the best act ever."
Talent agent says, "Ok, tell me about it."
So the guy starts describing it,
"There's a man and his wife, George and Martha having dinner at their table. They're sitting across from each other. Seated along the two sides of the table are their two children. Timmy is 13 and Susie is 7. The maid brings in a tray of freshly cut roast beef and some vegetables. The family has their meal. The dog tries to get some food from Timmy, but the dad doesn't let him. After the main course, the maid brings some Tiramisu for dessert. After dinner the children Timmy and Susie go to wash up for bed. The father decides to have a smoke in his study. When the children are ready, the mother goes to tuck them in. The father reads Susie a story and she falls asleep as well."
The talent agent asks the man "So what do you call this act?"
The man responds "The c*ck-svcking motherfvckers"
Talent agent says, "Ok, tell me about it."
So the guy starts describing it,
"There's a man and his wife, George and Martha having dinner at their table. They're sitting across from each other. Seated along the two sides of the table are their two children. Timmy is 13 and Susie is 7. The maid brings in a tray of freshly cut roast beef and some vegetables. The family has their meal. The dog tries to get some food from Timmy, but the dad doesn't let him. After the main course, the maid brings some Tiramisu for dessert. After dinner the children Timmy and Susie go to wash up for bed. The father decides to have a smoke in his study. When the children are ready, the mother goes to tuck them in. The father reads Susie a story and she falls asleep as well."
The talent agent asks the man "So what do you call this act?"
The man responds "The c*ck-svcking motherfvckers"
