Also, from now on, I shall refer to you as "Peaches."

[Fritzo]

Yes, it was part of the funniest lawyer conversation I ever read and has been my tag line ever since.

Dear Director of Communications Ultimate Creations, Inc.,

I just realized you never informed me which time zone you're in, so I have absolutely no idea if your "9 AM Monday April 11, 2005" deadline is based on central standard time or pacific or mountain or what. Could you please let me know what time zone you're in so I can adjust my schedule accordingly? I'd hate to be at the doctor's office or something when the deadline comes up. I plan to be seated firmly in my legal lawyerin' chair (LLC) so as to save my ass when you attempt to blow it off with your awesome lawsuit.

Also, from now on, I shall refer to you as "Peaches."

Sincerely,
Richard Kyanka
Director of Directions
The ULTIMATE Something Awful ULTIMATE ULTIMATION CREATION, ULTIMATE INC.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Yawftoatot

 

[Platypus]

that's an old SA thing from lowtax heh

 

[BlitzPuppet]

A nice juicy peach and I'll eat it on the beach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p-nuBCuyG4

 

[mpo]

I am sad this isn't actually abouf Peaches.

Huh? What?

 

[brianmanahan]

Yes, it was part of the funniest lawyer conversation I ever read and has been my tag line ever since.

CONFIRMED!

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