Alright...time for Friday jokes!

Emos

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Post your good ones in this thread! :)



An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down beside him. He had spiked hair of all different colours-green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared.

The young man said to him, "What's the problem, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and fvcked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
 

Aves

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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell - she's got a grenade in her mouth.

Disclaimer - This joke is not mine, it's from Maxim Magazine. Please direct disparaging remarks or complaints to their editors, not me.
 

mk52

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A young girl asked her mother "Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?"
"I don't know, why do you ask?" "Because the maid's upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I'm coming, God, I'm coming,' but Daddy's on top and won't let her go."

-MeliK
 

kbm5

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Feb 22, 2001
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How 'bout something clean?

What do you get if you take half the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern and divide it by it's radius?









Pumpkin Pi!

/me ducks as tomatoes are thrown...

<EDIT> I'M NOW A SENIOR MEMBER BECAUSE OF THIS POST!! WOOHOO!! </EDIT>