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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down beside him. He had spiked hair of all different colours-green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
The young man said to him, "What's the problem, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and fvcked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down beside him. He had spiked hair of all different colours-green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
The young man said to him, "What's the problem, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and fvcked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
