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Alright, so I was eating on some Burger King onion rings...

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Almost done, and there are a few left on my place....I see one that looks different. It's nice and round, unlike the others which seem to be oval-shaped and semi-breaking up. On closer inspection....it has the exact shape of a human ear, except smaller.....I really wish I had a digital camera to show you...

Basically, the hole is closed up with a layer of whatever on one side, and the other side is open, so it looks like the beginning of the ear canal. Looking from the open side, there are grooves in the blockage as if they are veins/arteries/etc, and there is that little bump thing on the open side like humans have.

Swear on my life this thing looks like a human ear ('cept smaller, of cource).


Well, at least the chicken tenders look normal. Onion rings are going in the garbage...this is freaking me out.
 
Your first mistake was eating BK's onion rings. Blech...the only thing worse than their fries.

Now the jalepeno poppers, that's a side item. Fried and cheese? I'm all over that.
 
Damn, I wish i had a digital camera. And no, I'm not going back to that BK, the people there hate me because they always mix up the words "Onion Rings" and "French Fries", and I have to tell them (in nicer words) "No b!tch, I ordered the ONION RINGS". I think I'll go back to eating McD, there aren't many body parts shaped like fries.

 


<< Your first mistake was eating BK's onion rings. Blech...the only thing worse than their fries.

Now the jalepeno poppers, that's a side item. Fried and cheese? I'm all over that. >>

BK has poppers now?
 
Would you like a drink and some ear with those onion rings sir?


I thought BK tried to keep the extra body parts in their hamburgers and not in the onion rings.
 
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