An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup.
The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good,"
answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and
bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the
light on for me."
The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into
the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks.
"I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy
and I'm not feeliing any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It
sounds like you and your husband are both doing well. One thing though -
your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord
turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?"
"Oh my God," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
My right hand
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A couple in their 60's decide they'd like to have another child, so they
go to their doctor and ask if it's possible. The doctor explains that he
would first need a sperm sample, hands the man a specimen jar, and
directs the couple to the restroom down the hall.
A good 30 minutes later the couple finally come out of the restroom.
"Was there a problem?" asked the doctor.
"Well," explained the old man, "I used my right hand for awhile, but
didn't have any luck. So I tried using my left hand for several minutes.
When that didn't work, my wife used her right hand for awhile, then she
tried with her left hand for several minutes. As a last resort, she even
used both hands for awhile. But, no matter how hard we tried, neither
one of us could get the lid off this damn jar!"
The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good,"
answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and
bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the
light on for me."
The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into
the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks.
"I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy
and I'm not feeliing any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It
sounds like you and your husband are both doing well. One thing though -
your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord
turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?"
"Oh my God," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
My right hand
=============
A couple in their 60's decide they'd like to have another child, so they
go to their doctor and ask if it's possible. The doctor explains that he
would first need a sperm sample, hands the man a specimen jar, and
directs the couple to the restroom down the hall.
A good 30 minutes later the couple finally come out of the restroom.
"Was there a problem?" asked the doctor.
"Well," explained the old man, "I used my right hand for awhile, but
didn't have any luck. So I tried using my left hand for several minutes.
When that didn't work, my wife used her right hand for awhile, then she
tried with her left hand for several minutes. As a last resort, she even
used both hands for awhile. But, no matter how hard we tried, neither
one of us could get the lid off this damn jar!"
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