(Almost) Super Bowl Massacre

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PHOENIX -- A restaurateur angry at being denied a liquor license threatened to shoot people at the Super Bowl and drove to within sight of the stadium with a rifle and 200 rounds of ammunition before changing his mind, federal authorities said.

Yaowza. Change of heart is good.

 

[olds]

Think you'll make Lifer today?

 

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[jagec]

It's because when he heard that the Patriots lost, he realized that there was still truth and justice in the world, and so he decided to go back home, hug his children, and tell his wife that he loved her. Rainbows framed the sky as he smiled a little smile to himself, put the rifle back in its case, and turned back to his car. A little rabbit came hopping out of the bushes to play in the sunshine at the edge of the parking lot. And somewhere, at the other side of the world, a division of hardened rebels with AK-47s decided to lay down their arms and start working to heal, rather than control, their battered land.

 

[effowe]

Haha, this is the same guy that tried to open a bar called "Drunkensteins"

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[darkxshade]

Not almost, a massacre did happen, ask the Patriots.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Think you'll make Lifer today?

:laugh:

 

[Platypus]

that picture of him is fucking priceless lol

looks like knuckles from sonic the hedgehog

 

[Randum]

why in the hell would someone do that? So you cant get a liquor license? How horrible is that in your life? If that is the biggest problem you have when you wake up. Id say you are in pretty good standings. You could wake up with a million things a million times worse!

Sick person. thank god he was caught.

 

[jpeyton]

I think I know that guy!

Is his name Al? Al Kayduh?

 

[chuckywang]

I can see how a restaurant named Drunkensteins being denied a liquor license would be counter-productive to business.