Almost stepped on a midget today.......

[Doomer]

I honestly didn't see the little fella and appologized profusely. This was a pretty awkward situation. I thought to myself afterwards, I can't remember the last time I saw one. How rare are they ? Does anybody know one personally ?

If any midgets read this, I don't mean to offend, I'm just curious.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Thats wierd,
'cause I just farted on an underpants gnome. Which is the rarist of the small people

 

[Viper Frag]

Thats wierd, 'cause I just farted on an underpants gnome. Which is the rarist of the small people
LMAO!!!!

 

[Robb33]

You know, you're considered handicapped if you are an adult under 5 feet tall.

 

[Viper GTS]

There's one that runs around here in a wheelchair. I doubt she'd by 3' tall if she stood up, yet her head is full size. Pretty sad situation. But she's probably got the best attitude around here.

She's very cool, just a little short.



Viper GTS

 

[kami]

I dunno, but I like to call them Hobbits

the last one I saw was a few weeks ago in the mall.

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

saw one at the bar here last week, he was running around in a wifebeater. Literally running, err, more like jogging fast all around the bar. It was bizarre.


late.


TDP

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

He was probably running so nobody would toss him.
What is the politicaly correct term for them?
midget,dwarf,hobbit,or verticly challenged.

 

[kami]

they're Hobbits, damnit!

 

[Regine]

<< the politicaly correct term for them? >>



The other day I was watching a show about them. They kept referring to themselves as &quot;little people&quot;. I guess that would be it.

Although they'll always be &quot;hobbits&quot; to kami

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

<< they're Hobbits, damnit! >>



How can you be sure. Do you check to make sure they have hairy feet

 

[kami]

no but have you ever eaten with one of those little guys? makes Sam Gamgee look like an anorexic! :Q