Almost hit a fat chick on a cell phone riding a bicycle today...

[yllus]

Ahh, consolidated parody thread complete. 😀

 

[xcript]

:thumbsdown:

 

[CPA]

Title made me laugh, though bicycles normally don't have bumpers 😉

9/10

 

[crumpet19]

Originally posted by: xcript
:thumbsdown:

 

[erikistired]

hahaha. parody threads still suck.

 

[Fausto]

Was she talking about Atkins with whoever was on the other end of the line? 😀

 

[yllus]

And then she rear-ended me.

 

[MazerRackham]

Haha, you should have written up a whole story though!

 

[Mr N8]

3/10

1 point, because I was thinking just about the same thing
1 point for effort
1 point because I'm in a good mood

 

[Ilmater]

Don't listen to those guys. 8/10. Good stuff.

 

[PingSpike]

Not bad, but you didn't follow through.

 

[isasir]

I'm curious what ethnicity is she? I am fully aware that it makes no difference I was just wondering so I thought I'd ask.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Haha, you should have written up a whole story though!

hehe. No can do, I have two term tests tomorrow. This was merely the result of my 10 min stopover on the forums before I head back to the other desk to study stats & probabilities.

Thanks for the replies though guys! Remember, JUST SAY NO TO FAT CHICKS! 😛

 

[Ranger X]

Since you didn't write a story, 1/10.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: isasir
I'm curious what ethnicity is she? I am fully aware that it makes no difference I was just wondering so I thought I'd ask.

She was a Hispanic Jewish chick, so it's a good bet that the bike and cell phone were either stolen or purchased very very cheaply. :Q

Ok I'm getting out of here before I get in real trouble.

 

[Nohr]

lol, the title nearly made me spit out my frosted flakes. A cookie for you, sir.

 

[badmouse]

you forgot the :camera:

 

[Harvey]

WTF was a cell phone doing riding a bycycle? :roll:

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: isasir
I'm curious what ethnicity is she? I am fully aware that it makes no difference I was just wondering so I thought I'd ask.

She was a Hispanic Jewish chick, so it's a good bet that the bike and cell phone were either stolen or purchased very very cheaply. :Q

Ok I'm getting out of here before I get in real trouble.

You know that you'd get fired at Walmart for saying something like that, right?

😀

 

[acemcmac]

yeah, i just got yelled at for laughing too hard in the call center reading this.... a :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: for you!

 

[PhaZe]

Originally posted by: CPA
Title made me laugh, though bicycles normally don't have bumpers 😉

9/10

I too laughed when I read the title

nicely done.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

How fast could she fold her shirt while doing an 8th graders homework that consisted of killing 20 people single handedly for mocking christianity while wearing a prison uniform to shop for a desk?

Edit: added three more levels.

 

[C'DaleRider]

So exactly how did the fat chick get on that cell phone.......and what bicycle were you riding?

 

[TitanDiddly]

At least she wasn't taking the elevator.

 

[TheNinja]

I bet she's the kind of stupid fatty who would wait for the person with the bike in the rack closest to the gym to leave and then take thier spot rather than going do the rack 15 feet into an open spot. Stupid fat Flanders...I mean chick.