almonds joke

unsped

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Mar 18, 2000
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a guy goes to his grandmas every weekend to help her around the house, he always grabs a handful of roasted almonds his grandmother leaves out on the coffee table. this time his grandmother sees him eating the almonds and says "so youve been eating the almonds, im glad someone is, without my dentures i can only suck the chocolate off of them".
 

randay

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May 30, 2006
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nothing better then a grandma who knows how to suck the chocolate off some nuts.