Alligator Smiles

[Accipiter22]

The little bastard always waits till the last second to notify me if he needs to leave or has a class. He does no work and spends most of his time socializing with his co-workers. To top it off he keeps stealing 6 packs of Smirnoff ice from me. Pansy. Then he walks in today and says ?I start my new job in 3 days?. Like I give a ******. I was firing him this week and replacing him with some cheap foreign labor anyway.

 

[zanieladie]

:Q

Crocodile smiles...alligator smiles...it's becoming a real reptile farm around here.

 

[cKGunslinger]

4/10

You should have put more effort into this. 😉

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
The little bastard always waits till the last second to notify me if he needs to leave or has a class. He does no work and spends most of his time socializing with his co-workers. To top it off he keeps stealing 6 packs of Smirnoff ice from me. Pansy. Then he walks in today and says ?I start my new job in 3 days?. Like I give a ******. I was firing him this week and replacing him with some cheap foreign labor anyway.

wtf are you talking about?
is that a movie quote?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
4/10

You should have put more effort into this. 😉

Indeed. this was weak.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
The little bastard always waits till the last second to notify me if he needs to leave or has a class. He does no work and spends most of his time socializing with his co-workers. To top it off he keeps stealing 6 packs of Smirnoff ice from me. Pansy. Then he walks in today and says ?I start my new job in 3 days?. Like I give a ******. I was firing him this week and replacing him with some cheap foreign labor anyway.

Sooo... no big loss then?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
The little bastard always waits till the last second to notify me if he needs to leave or has a class. He does no work and spends most of his time socializing with his co-workers. To top it off he keeps stealing 6 packs of Smirnoff ice from me. Pansy. Then he walks in today and says ?I start my new job in 3 days?. Like I give a ******. I was firing him this week and replacing him with some cheap foreign labor anyway.

wtf are you talking about?
is that a movie quote?

Aye, the lack of a well-disguised link to the original thread also earns the OP some negative marks. 🙂

 

[bigrash]

lol.