Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog

[Capt Caveman]

Thought this was funny enough to post:

Fla. police use Taser on nude man walking a dog

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.

McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.

 

[Vehemence]

Happens to the best of us

 

[sonambulo]

Bruce Willis is over.

 

[JDub02]

i'll have to remember that excuse.

 

[waggy]

bullshit. he just didnt want to tackle a naked guy! but hell i don't blame him.

 

[mundane]

Allah likely intended "walk the dog" as a euphemism. I'll leave the actual interpretation as an exercise to the readers.

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Thought this was funny enough to post:

Fla. police use Taser on nude man walking a dog

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.

McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.

Allah didn't tell him to get naked. Must be that part happens naturally to this guy when he watches Bruce Willis movies?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Thought this was funny enough to post:

Fla. police use Taser on nude man walking a dog

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.

McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.

Allah didn't tell him to get naked. Must be that part happens naturally to this guy when he watches Bruce Willis movies?

don't it happen to everyone?

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: dNor
Happens to the best of us

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
Bruce Willis is over.

NEVER!!