All your money...

[miken]

Scene: A Technical news/review Website
narrator: In AD 2001
Scene: A single popup appears
narrator: A war of popups was beginning..
Scene: A website is showing, Adspace was empty, errors show on browsers.
Webmaster: What Happen?
Programmer: Someone set up us no ad money!
Scene: closeup of webmaster looking over programmers shoulder.
programmer: We get ICQ!
Webmaster: What!
Scene: Zoom back out.
Webmaster: Main webcam window switch
Scene: IGN rep typing on ICQ in purple bathrobe.
Webmaster: It's You!!
Scene: Closeup of Rep.
Rep: How are you Gentlemen?
Rep: All your money belong to us!
Rep: You are on the way to destruction.
Scene: closeup of webmaster, simultaneously pulling hair and beating on floor.
Webmaster: What you say!
Scene: focus on figure, with webmaster in background.
Rep: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Scene: Rep logs off, room goes dark.
Rep: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Webmaster: program every popup banner!!!
Scene: programmer programming
Captain: You know what you doing.
Scene: Closup of "Punch the monkey" popup banner appears.
Webmaster: Move banner.
Scene: On Web page front page banner pops up.
Webmaster: For Great Revenue.

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