All the proof you'll ever need.

[UltraQuiet]

Here it is folks. The unadulterated, irrefutable proof that we have all been waiting for:

Through an unusual set of circumstances, I have been given documentary evidence of the names and positions of the 600 closest people in Iraq to Saddam Hussein, as well as his ongoing relationship with Osama bin Laden.

Saddam and bin Laden sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g . . .

OK before everyone gets their depends in a knot, I don't believe it and I post it in jest.

We'd all have a stubborn laundry stain if it were true though, wouldn't we.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

So an Iraqi publicity stunt gone bad is the best evidence we can find? Propaganda - it really is all the proof you need.