All REAL MEN - you must purchase this item!

StageLeft

No Lifer
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haha I may need this for my brother for Xmas. Too bad all the caps we have are twist, but oh well.
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Just what I always needed - another disembodied voice talking to me when I'm drunk. :D

*pause*

What? No, I'm at work, I can't crack open a cold one.

*listening intendly*

No, st@bbing the boss is a bad idea. Get out of my head, ATOT voice.

- M4H
 
Jul 12, 2001
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now i feel inferior...i have one of those, but its not homer...its just some dude going "Yeah, time for a beer!"

its still cool i guess, but its not homer :(
 

Brutuskend

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I just found out I'm NOT A REAL MAN!!!!!:Q

(Damn that USMC drill instructor, he LIED to me!!)


IMO for the most part, beer is SUCK..........

Though I will on rare occasions drink a DARK DARK Micro Brew.

But if it comes with a CAP on it, I'll pass.

(something in bottled beer gives me headaches, so I guess I'm lucky in as much as I don't like it anyway!! ;) )

Cool opener though!
 

dullard

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May 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend

I just found out I'm NOT A REAL MAN!!!!!:Q
IMO for the most part, beer is SUCK..........
Well brutuskend real men drink what they want when they want. It is the insecure wussies that must do whatever others tell them to do in a pathetic attempt to hide their lack of manliness. Thus real men are able to drink beer if they want or drink anything else they want - if someone laughs at them about it they are manly enough to stand up for themselves. Men wannabees will do anything that society says is manly and would run home scared to their mommies if someone caught them drinking something that wasn't "macho".

So I guess you are the only real man here. I wonder about all these other effeminate boys.