ALL MARRIAGES BANNED IN BENTON Co. Oregon.

[Brutuskend]

PORTLAND, March 23 ? In a new twist in the battle over same-sex marriage roiling the United States, a county in Oregon has banned all marriages -- gay and heterosexual -- until the state decides who can and who cannot wed.

BAN

 

[Crazymofo]

That kicks so much ass! Too funny!

 

[Schadenfroh]

WTF

 

[Kalvin00]

That sounds like something my dumbass county would do.

 

[ScottyB]

That's great.

 

[MAME]

good for gays!@

 

[eakers]

thats awesome.

 

[Wallydraigle]

I want to marry myself. That would kick ass.

 

[rh71]

score one for equal rights !

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: lirion
I want to marry myself. That would kick ass.

But when you "had" yourself, would it be considered gay or masturbation?

 

[CPA]

LOL, that is funny. Typical governmental overreaction, but still funny.

 

[jpeyton]

I'm glad. I go to OSU, and I figured that Benton Co. would fold under pressure from the state AG. But I'm glad they banned hetero marraige too, to keep some of their dignity.

 

[Kadarin]

Score one for common sense. Note to Supreme Court: Get off your asses and decide on this already, so that we can all put this issue to rest one way or the other.

 

[sandorski]

Hehe, Interesting solution.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: lirion
I want to marry myself. That would kick ass.

But when you "had" yourself, would it be considered gay or masturbation?

Don't judge me :|

 

[FoBoT]

that is a good idea

 

[UNCjigga]

But can they ban all divorces too while they're at it?

 

[Sid59]

awesome! .. just means more bastard children. yes

 

[Azraele]

Well that's certainly an interesting way of handling it.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

hahahaha, whenever Oregon gets national pub you know it's for something like this. I love this state

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Good way to piss off all the reli freaks, to tell them they're equal to gays