All I want for Christmas is....

LilPima

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When people ask me what I want for Christmas this year, I really can't give them an answer. There is nothing that I am lacking for that I can't pick up myself if I feel I need it. I still fully intend on getting many presents for everyone I usually do, fam, etc., but all they do is get pissed off. I'm not trying to be elusive, there really is just nothing that I really want or need.

Is my answer/response fine?
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Sex toy.
Dildo if you're a girl, fleshlight if you're a boy.

They'll leave you alone after that, trust me.
 

boomerang

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Originally posted by: LilPima
When people ask me what I want for Christmas this year, I really can't give them an answer. There is nothing that I am lacking for that I can't pick up myself if I feel I need it. I still fully intend on getting many presents for everyone I usually do, fam, etc., but all they do is get pissed off. I'm not trying to be elusive, there really is just nothing that I really want or need.

Is my answer/response fine?

Nothing wrong with your response and I think the majority of adults feel the exact same way. Oh, there are a few things I'd like, but a second home on Kauai is beyond the means of any of the crowd I run with. Christmas presents are for kids.
 

kranky

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Oct 9, 1999
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I feel the same way. I don't need or want any more stuff. I tell people to make a contribution to our local food bank instead.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Sex toy.
Dildo if you're a boy, fleshlight if you're a girl.

They'll leave you alone after that, trust me.
Edited.

They'll definitely leave you alone then.




(Also, I think it should be "evasive," not "elusive." :p)

 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: LilPima
When people ask me what I want for Christmas this year, I really can't give them an answer. There is nothing that I am lacking for that I can't pick up myself if I feel I need it. I still fully intend on getting many presents for everyone I usually do, fam, etc., but all they do is get pissed off. I'm not trying to be elusive, there really is just nothing that I really want or need.

Is my answer/response fine?
You have to think of something just to make them happy. Yeh, that's it.