All Hail TechnoViking!!

tboo

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I love this comment posted on Break's webpage about the video:

"HES SO COOL!!!:
seriously, people offer him free stuff, people fear him, he dances well, hes muscled, he looks like a badass, he loves techno, hes calm and everything he does seem thought in advance...... Ill start a new religion, with him as our prophet, the day will come, my children, when the god of techno will bestow us with his divine blessing"
 

FP

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Wow... What a wacko.

How many of those drugged up hippies do you think he could take out before they killed him? I am guessing 10.
 

MrWizzard

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I cant think of a better name than TechnoViking, at least he has pretty good rhythm, and if anyone makes fun of him he can beat them down.
 

tboo

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This video is getting some serious hits on its counter. TechnoViking rules!!
 
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"Remember, Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!"

the first thing i though of was "yeah, brother! this one's for all the hulkamaniacs!"
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: MrPickins
I kept expecting him to fuck somebody up.

me too. i was very disappointed. no bloodshed, just strange dancing. btw was it good music at all or anything? i had it on mute as I am listening to my own music. so i couldn't tell if his 'dancing' was good for the beat...
 

FP

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I've watched this video at least 9 times now.

My wife must think I am either hosting a rave or a gay parade.
 

tboo

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Two days and almost two million views.

Do you think when he is pointing at that guy he using the force & giving a Jedi choke hold?
 

RaiderJ

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At the end, you think that the guy who grabs his necklace is going to get beat down. Then, you realize it's his trainer or something just leading TechnoViking away from the camera.