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All hail and BOW down before the BLOB of Chocolate

Workers Discover Chocolate Virgin Mary
By GILLIAN FLACCUS, Associated Press Writer
3 hours ago


A piece of chocolate, which some believe bears a ...
FOUNTAIN VALLEY, Calif. - As a chocolatier to the rich and famous, Martucci Angiano has posed with many celebrities _ but on Thursday she held in her hand a figure that dazzles her more than any Hollywood star.

Workers at Angiano's gourmet chocolate company, Bodega Chocolates, discovered under a vat a 2-inch-tall column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mary.

Since the discovery Monday, Angiano's employees have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it.

"I was raised to believe in the Virgin Mary, but this still gives me the chills," Angiano said as she balanced the dark brown figure in her hand. "Everyone should see this."

Kitchen worker Cruz Jacinto was the first to spot the lump of melted chocolate when she began her shift Monday cleaning up drippings that had accumulated under a large vat of dark chocolate.

Chocolate drippings usually harden in thin, flat strips on wax paper, but Jacinto said she froze when she noticed the unusual shape of this cast-off: It looked just like the Virgin Mary on the prayer card she always carries in her right pocket.

"When I come in, the first thing I do is look at the clock, but this time I didn't look at the clock. My eyes went directly to the chocolate," said Jacinto, dressed in a hair net and apron as she paused from her work. "I thought, 'Am I the only one who can see this? I picked it up and I felt emotion just come over me. For me, it was a sign."

The chocolate, on display for most of the week in the front of the company gift shop, now rests in a plastic case in a back room and is brought out only for curious visitors.

The stack of hardened confection has a wide base and tapers gently toward a rounded top, giving the appearance of a female figure with her head tilted slightly to the right. The dark brown melting chocolate hardened into subtle layers that resemble the folds of a gown and a flowing veil.

A tiny white circle, about the size of a pencil eraser, sits in the upper center of the creation, just above a slight ridge that runs across it. Cruz says the white speck is the head of the Baby Jesus as he is held in Mary's folded arms.

For Jacinto, the discovery came just in time. The single mother has struggled with marital problems for months and says she was about to lose her faith.

"I have big problems right now, personally, and lately I've been saying that God doesn't exist," she said, pulling the dog-eared prayer card out of her pocket. "This has given me renewed faith."

Angiano, who co-owns the 10-year-old company with her sister, has rubbed shoulders with plenty of stars in her job.

The gourmet boutique runs booths at all the big awards shows, including the Emmys, the Golden Globes, the Oscars, the Country Music Awards and the Latin Grammys. Pictures of Angiano with top celebrities _ and her chocolates _ line the office walls.

But this week's brush with the image of a 2,000-year-old idol has left even Angiano star-struck.

"That's our Oscar right there," she said.

 
"I have big problems right now, personally, and lately I've been saying that God doesn't exist," she said, pulling the dog-eared prayer card out of her pocket. "This has given me renewed faith."

.....wow
 
Looks more like an eagle. Oh, and EyeMWing, that whitish bloom is not an unusual or unsafe formation on untempered chocolate. Yes, you can temper chocolate. That's how it gets all shiny and smooth.
 
I took a dump last night that looked like the baby Jesus. Sadly, no one came over to my house to worship it, so I flushed it.

 
Originally posted by: Wag
Should the Virgin Mary make me crave a Snickers?

She seems sinfully delicious...

Its the habit, dude. Nun outfits are fvcking hawt.

Two Mules for Sister Sara...if you know what I mean...
 
Originally posted by: notfred
Every time I hear one of these stories, it makes me think Catholic people are complete morons.

I think they just have the munchies, if you know what I mean 😉
 
Does anyone else see a Confucious-looking figure looking to the left?

Sort of like so.

I don't get it. "Hey Bob, check it out, the scrap chocolate heap got melted and now it looks kinda like George W. Bush" "Haha, cool"

versus
"Hey Sam, check it out, the scrap chocolate heap got melted and now it looks kinda like Mary" "OMG DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!"
 
Originally posted by: MustangSVT
heh..

god is a funny guy 😛

coming back in food 😀

Not a bad idea really.

I bet THIS would taste a LOT better than those crappy wafers they USUALLY hand out in church!
 
Originally posted by: Powermoloch
Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: notfred
Every time I hear one of these stories, it makes me think Catholic people are complete morons.

They are complete fvcking morons...

QFT!

all catholics 😕 ?

Not all. Just the tens of thousands that regularly flock to images of the virgin mary on overpass water stains, toilet seats, etc...
 
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