All Gays MUST attend this class

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sportage

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So you have Joe Miller running in Alaska. On his payroll is Terry Moffett founder of "hope for homosexuals.com". Then you have Richard Cohen of "cure the gays".
Not to mention "Christine O'Donnell" (another senate candidate) who publically promotes "curing the Gays".

Imagine Joe Miller elected. And Terry Moffett of hopeforhomosexuals.com desire to "cure the gay" on staff. They believe "gay" can be cured. So it comes they have their way, if empowered by voters. Headline " ALL GAY's MUST ATTEND CURE THE GAY CLASS". Time and locations to be announced soon in a town near you.

If you're Gay, and have you name listed in any database. A club mailing list. Any gay rights organization. Same sex married. Maybe outted by a neighbor or employer, then you will receive notice. The notice that YOU MUST attend your local "cure the gay" class. So check your mail daily.

And if you fail to attend? Or worse, you do attend and fail a passing grade?
hmmmmm....
What would Hitler do???

So this may be an imaginary scenario... or is it???
 

JEDIYoda

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So you have Joe Miller running in Alaska. On his payroll is Terry Moffett founder of "hope for homosexuals.com". Then you have Richard Cohen of "cure the gays".
Not to mention "Christine O'Donnell" (another senate candidate) who publically promotes "curing the Gays".

Imagine Joe Miller elected. And Terry Moffett of hopeforhomosexuals.com desire to "cure the gay" on staff. They believe "gay" can be cured. So it comes they have their way, if empowered by voters. Headline " ALL GAY's MUST ATTEND CURE THE GAY CLASS". Time and locations to be announced soon in a town near you.

If you're Gay, and have you name listed in any database. A club mailing list. Any gay rights organization. Same sex married. Maybe outted by a neighbor or employer, then you will receive notice. The notice that YOU MUST attend your local "cure the gay" class. So check your mail daily.

And if you fail to attend? Or worse, you do attend and fail a passing grade?
hmmmmm....
What would Hitler do???

So this may be an imaginary scenario... or is it???

You have no links to back up your crap!
Only enuendo..this belongs in Off Topic...
 
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So you have Joe Miller running in Alaska. On his payroll is Terry Moffett founder of "hope for homosexuals.com". Then you have Richard Cohen of "cure the gays".
Not to mention "Christine O'Donnell" (another senate candidate) who publically promotes "curing the Gays".

Imagine Joe Miller elected. And Terry Moffett of hopeforhomosexuals.com desire to "cure the gay" on staff. They believe "gay" can be cured. So it comes they have their way, if empowered by voters. Headline " ALL GAY's MUST ATTEND CURE THE GAY CLASS". Time and locations to be announced soon in a town near you.

If you're Gay, and have you name listed in any database. A club mailing list. Any gay rights organization. Same sex married. Maybe outted by a neighbor or employer, then you will receive notice. The notice that YOU MUST attend your local "cure the gay" class. So check your mail daily.

And if you fail to attend? Or worse, you do attend and fail a passing grade?
hmmmmm....
What would Hitler do???

So this may be an imaginary scenario... or is it???

Hitler would be consistent with his Atheism and conclude he can do whatever the fuck he wants because the universe Does. Not. Care.</godwin>

Maybe we could combine this idea of attending the class, with grade redistribution from the other thread-- then the extremely gay people could give up 1 GPA point to the less homo-people, those with like a 1.0 or 2.0 GPA. :)
 
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So you have Joe Miller running in Alaska. On his payroll is Terry Moffett founder of "hope for homosexuals.com". Then you have Richard Cohen of "cure the gays".
Not to mention "Christine O'Donnell" (another senate candidate) who publically promotes "curing the Gays".

Imagine Joe Miller elected. And Terry Moffett of hopeforhomosexuals.com desire to "cure the gay" on staff. They believe "gay" can be cured. So it comes they have their way, if empowered by voters. Headline " ALL GAY's MUST ATTEND CURE THE GAY CLASS". Time and locations to be announced soon in a town near you.

If you're Gay, and have you name listed in any database. A club mailing list. Any gay rights organization. Same sex married. Maybe outted by a neighbor or employer, then you will receive notice. The notice that YOU MUST attend your local "cure the gay" class. So check your mail daily.

And if you fail to attend? Or worse, you do attend and fail a passing grade?
hmmmmm....
What would Hitler do???

So this may be an imaginary scenario... or is it???

Except for the very simple fact of

1. Even if he did believe in passing a law like that he'd have to find a majority in both houses of congress and get the president to sign it.

2. Then get shot down in the supreme court for civil rights violations, and be forced to pass a constitutional amendment.

He won't even get TO step one much less attempt it at all. So it's moot.
 

cubby1223

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He won't even get TO step one much less attempt it at all. So it's moot.

Exactly. I don't believe this "situation" has any significant, much less an insignificant impact on how he will vote, and what legislation he will propose.


I forget which congressional race in Illinois, maybe it's the gubernatorial race, some anti-abortion activists are voting for one side, so the line is to make voters believe the candidate is against a woman's "right to choose", and furthering it, is against the constitution.


It's all bullshit, no one with even half a brain believes any of it. And I can't wait for this political crap to end. But it won't. The Presidential campaign begins Nov. 3, 2010. Hooray!!!!
 

sandorski

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I think you're just noting that there's an actual "Homosexual Agenda", but it's opposite what those who coined the term would have you believe.
 

DesiPower

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sandorski

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Ahem, welcome to Gay 101. Gay is bad, mmmk. Because it's bad, mmmmk. There will be a test tomorrow that accounts for 100% of your score. Dismissed, mmmk.
 
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