All cookbooks should be like this

[schneiderguy]

http://www.sunnimaravillosa.com/pood/hamburgers.html

A nicely-done rare hamburger (or steak) should feel like a semi-erect penis

:awe:

inb4 schneiderguy is a dumbass because he doesn't know how to cook hamburgers. I'm just trying to perfect my technique

 

[mmntech]

I don't want to be at your house for dinner. Schniderguy with his hands down his pants "checking for doneness".

 

[Kelvrick]

A steak that feels like my penis when it is well done wouldn't be cooked at all.

 

[schneiderguy]

Just made delicious hamburgers using the penis method :thumbsup:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I think this is appropriate:

http://i.imgur.com/S6LpL.jpg

(NSFW, sort of)

 

[schneiderguy]

I think this is appropriate:

http://i.imgur.com/S6LpL.jpg

(NSFW, sort of)

:awe:

 

[911paramedic]

Viagra, for the rare times in your life.

 

[arrfep]

Wife: "Honey, I can't tell if the burgers are done."
Husband: [ziiipppp]

 

[sandorski]

I think this is appropriate:

http://i.imgur.com/S6LpL.jpg

(NSFW, sort of)

😀😀

 

[sandorski]

I'd be afraid of chipping my teeth.

 

[911paramedic]

I think this is appropriate:

http://i.imgur.com/S6LpL.jpg

(NSFW, sort of)

Most appropriate, even more so because of your username. :hmm: