1 Why do men become smarter during sex?
A Because they are plugged into a genius.
2. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
3. Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They wont stop for directions.
4. Why did God put men on earth?
A. Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
5. Why don't women have men's brains?
A. Because they don't have penises.
6. What do electric trains and breast have in common?
A. They are intended for children but its the men who usually play with them.
7. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
8. Why do men masturbate?
A. Its sex with someone they love.
9. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wont hump a women's leg at a party.
10. Why did God make men before women?
A. You need a rough draft before you have a final copy
11. Why is man's pee yellow and sperm white?
A. So he can tell if he is coming or going
12. How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A. Nobody knows, its hasn't happened yet.
A Because they are plugged into a genius.
2. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
3. Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They wont stop for directions.
4. Why did God put men on earth?
A. Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
5. Why don't women have men's brains?
A. Because they don't have penises.
6. What do electric trains and breast have in common?
A. They are intended for children but its the men who usually play with them.
7. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
8. Why do men masturbate?
A. Its sex with someone they love.
9. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wont hump a women's leg at a party.
10. Why did God make men before women?
A. You need a rough draft before you have a final copy
11. Why is man's pee yellow and sperm white?
A. So he can tell if he is coming or going
12. How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A. Nobody knows, its hasn't happened yet.
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