Aliens from outer space arrive and you want to know ...

[BarkingGhostar]

Me: Do they wear clothes like us?

 

[snoopy7548]

When can I get my complementary probing?

 

[zinfamous]

...how they rank their department stores?

 

[highland145]

When can I get my complementary probing?

olds left you needing more? His script must have run out.

 

[Kaido]

"So you found the Voyager Golden Record & Pioneer Plaque, eh?" aka "Here's our mixtape, along with directions to our naked house party back on earth".

 

[DietDrThunder]

I'd want to know how they are doing, and then thank them for delivering to us their mother ship. It will work nicely with our plans for conquering their home planet.

 

[nakedfrog]

Wanna make some interspecies erotica?

 

[FerrelGeek]

Any way we can blame Trump for you being here?

Learn us FTL travel, please.

 

[Iron Woode]

Where's the Doctor?

 

[FeuerFrei]

Are you Russian spies?

 

[Thebobo]

I would ask but one question. What makes FerrelGeek post snide political jokes in the wrong forum?

 

[highland145]

I would ask but one question. What makes FerrelGeek post snide political jokes in the wrong forum?

Collusion.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

What is the meaning of li....

When can I get my complementary probing?

... wait, I change my question to this.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Can they rationalize pi?

 

[IronWing]

Can they rationalize pi?

We can already do that. Pie tastes great. Done.

With the proper bending of time-space one should be able to make pi a rational number.

 

[FerrelGeek]

I would ask but one question. What makes FerrelGeek post snide political jokes in the wrong forum?

Poor baby can't take a little sarcasm. Just to make it clear, little man, I've never made a pro Trump comment in P&N; I even agreed with the general consensus that Hillary would win. You really need to be a little more thick skinned, son.

I did respond with a legit question, btw. I'd want to know about their society, their tech, what they think is art, what they hope to gain from visiting us, aside from laughing at us and how f*cked up we are.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

When can I get my complementary probing?

In the men's room of any bus station or Old's Basement.

I'd want to know if they have the power to destroy the Earth and if so, why have they not done it already.

 

[highland145]

In the men's room of any bus station or Old's Basement.

I'd want to know if they have the power to destroy the Earth and if so, why have they not done it already.

Your wit, charm and personality...obviously.



I think they want oral.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Your wit, charm and personality...obviously.



I think they want oral.

Instead of blowing up the Earth or before blowing up the Earth?

 

[highland145]

Instead of blowing up the Earth or before blowing up the Earth?

Dan Defano...start with me and we'll see.




lol Dan Defano....I humor myself.

 

[whm1974]

I would want to know two things:

1) Do they want our women?
2) Do they want To Serve Man?

 

[brianmanahan]

can they take me back to last tuesday night so i can pay my phone bill on time?

 

[DietDrThunder]

I would want to know two things:

1) Do they want our women?
2) Do they want To Serve Man?

"To Serve Man" is episode 89 of the anthology series The Twilight Zone. It originally aired on March 2, 1962 on CBS. The story is based on the 1950 short story "To Serve Man", written by Damon Knight. The title is a paraprosdokian using the verb serve, which has dual meanings of "to assist" and "to provide as a meal."

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Isn't a bit of shame on our 'parts' that we are the only known species on our planet to have/wear clothes? Maybe once we get over this shame we can FTL travel ...

 

[nakedfrog]

can they take me back to last tuesday night so i can pay my phone bill on time?

Everything you know is wrong