Alien Thread.....

[WJB]

just wanted to get people's opinion's on aliens and if anyone has seen them....

 

[jcovercash]

Yea, the little green men.

 

[DietDrThunder]

I am an alien. How many Humans do you know with the last name Cepak. I bet that number is 0.

We aliens tap into your internet to watch your society and determine your strengths and weeknesses.

We've even infiltrated one of your largest defense contractors to assess your future military capabilities. Here is a video (2.4 MB) Link to show you what I'm talking about.

I'm telling you this because we know that no human in their right mind would believe me, even though I tell the truth.

 

[WJB]

Cepak, how good is alien sex?

 

[DietDrThunder]

Better than Humanly imagenable.

 

[WJB]

can u introduce me to a female of your species?

 

[DietDrThunder]

Give me a few minutes and I'll upload a photo of one that is currently looking for a mate.

 

[Yeeny]

I myself have been probed numerous times. :Q

 

[0ops]

hey, i'm an alien too! and i got citizenship a few
years ago.

 

[0ops]

<< The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.

>>



humans...

 

[MrCodeDude]

Haven't seen one, but I do believe we aren't the only living creatures in the Universe.
-- mrcodedude

 

[GagBag]

I was gang raped by a bunch of aliens. They were small and greasy all over, smelled like curry.

 

[kduncan5]

GF, then you won't mind another? -kd5-

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Aliens are real. You would be an idiot to believe otherwise...

 

[Freejack2]

Every time I see a cow I see an alien.
Noone realizes that the cows are smarter than they look.
They just look dumb to keep us from realizing they are really aliens.

 

[GagBag]

if cows are so smart, why do they just stand around, eat grass, sh|t, sleep, then be slaughterd. YOu would think they would revolt, grab some guns and kill all meat eaters.

 

[DietDrThunder]

O.K. here is the link to the alien female looking for a mate.

 

[Noriaki]

<< O.K. here is the link to the alien female looking for a mate. >>

ROFL.
Nice work.

Hey Colleen want another probing?

 

[Yeeny]

Noriaki and kduncan: It's so nice of you two to offer yourselves so selfishly to help a woman in need out. I can always count on you.