Alicia Keys is a Bad Role Model

Miramonti

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That's his problem for dating someone that has values.

/edit: errr...sounds like it wasn't value based but ust conceited. :confused: gotta question the b/f on this one!
 
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Alicia Keys made her boyfriend wait a year before he could have sex with her. Says Keys:

I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it.

I'd last about a month if a girl tested me like Alicia. Then I'd start banging models left and right. She'd catch me of course, and I'd be like "Whoa!", she'd be like "Damn!", I'd be like "Huh?", she'd be like "I trusted you!", I'd be like "Let me explain..." and then we'd have mad rabbit sex on the kitchen floor, because that's the way reality works.
:laugh:

 

EKKC

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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Alicia Keys made her boyfriend wait a year before he could have sex with her. Says Keys:

I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it.

I'd last about a month if a girl tested me like Alicia. Then I'd start banging models left and right. She'd catch me of course, and I'd be like "Whoa!", she'd be like "Damn!", I'd be like "Huh?", she'd be like "I trusted you!", I'd be like "Let me explain..." and then we'd have mad rabbit sex on the kitchen floor, because that's the way reality works.
:laugh:

meanwhile, she's having unprotected sex with anyone BUT the bf.
 

PingSpike

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Thats not a good role model for normal women, because all normal women would get m-m-m-monster dumped if they tried that. Alicia Keys also has a buttload of cash or at least the opportunity for proxy fame to keep a guy hanging around, most normal women do not.

PS: Any woman that considers sex as "being violated" can pretty much be written off as being a crappy lay of epic proportions.
 

SP33Demon

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
PS: Any woman that considers sex as "being violated" can pretty much be written off as being a crappy lay of epic proportions.
No doubt
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: blakeatwork
Originally posted by: cheezy321
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Originally posted by: PingSpike
PS: Any woman that considers sex as "being violated" can pretty much be written off as being a crappy lay of epic proportions.
No doubt

Word

No diggity

Agreed. Also:

I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it.

Her ego's too goddamned big anyway.
 

EyeMWing

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Her ego is FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR larger than my penis - or my monstrous e-penis, in fact.

That's a no-no.
 
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rh71

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You'd think it's because the deed is to be cherished... then she goes and calls the action... violating.

EDIT>> oops I'm not the first...
 
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I'd dump her ass long before a year had gone by. Actually I'd just ignore her after 3 months or so AT MOST.
Besides that, if she thinks sex = 'being violated' then she's out the door too.


She ain't all that... :thumbsdown:
 

letdown427

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I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it.

Ego much?

EDIT:

Must read ALL of thread first.

Hopefully some man far greater than I will show how what being violated truly is.
 

sao123

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May 27, 2002
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That's an awful reason. Don't be such an idiot. Who'd want to be with a woman who considered sex a 'violation' of her body? I'd kick that bitch to the curb ASAP. Her boyfriend is probably a sucker like you, though -- which is why he waited like a 'tard.


:thumbsup:
 

ch33zw1z

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Definitely his problem for waiting...however, she IS alicia keys...and she IS millions of *think their ****** don't stink, loud, obnoxious* ghetto bitches role model.