Alec Baldwin's bathroom scene in "Along Came Polly.."

StormRider

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What was he doing? I've seen guys do that in the urinals and I've always wondered what they were doing. It seems like he was trying to milk himself to produce more urine flow or something...

BTW, it was also hilarious how he took the urinal next to Ben Stiller's when there were plenty of empty urinals around. That happened to me a couple of times and it bothers me. Why would someone take the urinal next to me when there are empty urinals around? My ex-supervisor at work did that once.
 

MustISO

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Some people just don't know the rules. Always stay one away from the next person. In a three urinal situation, if two people are on the ends, you have to use a stall or the sink :)
 

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The only reason to shake is to get last dribbles caught within the tubing; no need during the pee to do it. That was quite a funny scene. In fact that movie really was decent. Not superb, but worth seeing.
 

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
The only reason to shake is to get last dribbles caught within the tubing; no need during the pee to do it. That was quite a funny scene. In fact that movie really was decent. Not superb, but worth seeing.

Yeah, you gotta shake the snake so you don't wet you boxers when you put it back:p
 

CPA

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Proper bathroom etiquette and urine release - ATOT to the rescue. oy vey....
 

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I once asked a coworker (without actually specifying wth I was talking about) "Are you a shaker or a flicker?" and, without missing a beat, he said "Neither - I taught it to go *sniff*."
 

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Originally posted by: sward666
I once asked a coworker (without actually specifying wth I was talking about) "Are you a shaker or a flicker?" and, without missing a beat, he said "Neither - I taught it to go *sniff*."

lol
 

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Originally posted by: sward666
I once asked a coworker (without actually specifying wth I was talking about) "Are you a shaker or a flicker?" and, without missing a beat, he said "Neither - I taught it to go *sniff*."

lmfao!
 

Rogue

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Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: sward666
I once asked a coworker (without actually specifying wth I was talking about) "Are you a shaker or a flicker?" and, without missing a beat, he said "Neither - I taught it to go *sniff*."

lmfao!

That made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a a few days. Much appreciated. :D
 

myusername

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Originally posted by: Rogue
Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: sward666
I once asked a coworker (without actually specifying wth I was talking about) "Are you a shaker or a flicker?" and, without missing a beat, he said "Neither - I taught it to go *sniff*."

lmfao!

That made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a a few days. Much appreciated. :D

bump for the funny
:)
 

Slacker

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The stop -n- go squirter? people with prostate problems do that, an enlarged prostate puts pressure on the urethra and makes them stop when they're not quite done.