Aldon Smith Arrested...I got a bomb!

BoomerD

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http://www.kcra.com/news/49ers-line...aign=Feed:+kcra/local+(KCRA.com+-+Local+News)

LOS ANGELES —San Francisco 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport after authorities said he became belligerent during a security screening and threatened that he had a bomb.
Ortiz said Smith became uncooperative with the process and told a TSA agent that he had a bomb before walking to the gate. When airport police officers caught up with him, Ortiz said Smith became uncooperative and was taken into custody.


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Pocatello

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Not only smart people do foolish things, fools do foolish things too. Since there is no cure for stupidity, he's going to say he was drunk and apologize, and then check into a rehab center.
 
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Exterous

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Given that this is the TSA and his picture I am going to bet it was a slightly different story:

'When the TSA confronted Aldon Smith about a suspicious object that appeared to be stuck in his hair he replied 'I got my comb stuck'. The TSA heard 'I got a bomb truck' and immediately took Aldon Smith into custody. To ensure the safety of fellow travelers they immediately performed vaginal and anal exams on the 75 travelers nearest Smith and arrested his accomplice: A 3 year old boy with a 'threatening looking' drink straw
 

SP33Demon

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Aldon just wants to go to prison. Some people are just like that, it's odd but the dude really needs to get checked out by a psych.
 

allisolm

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Since there is no cure for stupidity, he's going to say he was drunk and apologize, and then check into a rehab center.

Didn't he already do that last year after a DUI? Needs a new excuse.
 

olds

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What an idiot. I wonder if they cut him if they'd save salary cap money?
 

MotionMan

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He obviously has some real problems that need addressing.

Sucks for him and for the 49ers.

I hope we don't trade him for a bucket of warm piss like we did with Haley and T.O.

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dank69

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Some of my earliest memories of traveling are of my parents reiterating many times how TSA and border security types have NO sense of humor.
Of course they don't. They are itching for any excuse to fuck people up.
 

lupi

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This thread needs more vids of spiteful hotties stripping down to bikinis before going through security.