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Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator



LOL

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
ATOTers make me ill
I feel miserable
Anandtehcies tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Skoorbs are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Neffs that I feel this way?
With the Black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Jack Keroac, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Bitch Broke My Will to Live
Bitch Broke My Will to Live
Bitch Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Bitch Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Bungholers rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Whiners defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Snivilers are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Neffs that I feel this way?
With the Black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Jack Keroac, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Bitch Broke My Will to Live
Bitch Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Bitch Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Bitch Broke My Will to Live



 
Hmm...

"I Think"

I Think Derivatives are really a huge problem
I Think Integrals are too much on my mind
I Think Limits have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a poetry.com line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Amish's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus

I Think Theorems are gonna drive us all crazy
And Slopes make me feel like a child
I Think Areas will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a poetry.com line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Amish's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like Amish's smile, cruel and cold
Like poetry.com's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus

:Q

Viper GTS
 
"I Think"

I Think dicks are really a huge problem
I Think balls are too much on my mind
I Think egos have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a Shakespeare line, which won't let go of my brain
Like John's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Men
Blame it on Men
Blame it on Men

I Think cars are gonna drive us all crazy
And money make me feel like a child
I Think sex will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a Shakespeare line, which won't let go of my brain
Like John's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Men
Blame it on Men
Blame it on Men

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like John's smile, cruel and cold
Like Shakespeare's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Men
Blame it on Men
Blame it on Men
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by David Neilsen


"Why"

Sluts, bitches, retards
Why God, Why?
Bitches, bastards, people
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of people
Like a Dopey the Dwarf character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Sons of bitches, sluts, groin scratchers
Why God, Why?
People, groin scratchers, retards
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of people
Like a Dopey the Dwarf character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of people
Like a Dopey the Dwarf character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Click to expand...


And such is my life.
 
"Why"

ATOTers, Fratbois, Britney Spears
Why God, Why?
Fratbois, Fan Boys, Dave Mathews
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Dave Mathews
Like a NFS4 character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Deeko, ATOTers, Wankers
Why God, Why?
Dave Mathews, Wankers, Britney Spears
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Dave Mathews
Like a NFS4 character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Dave Mathews
Like a NFS4 character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?


 
"Why"

Repetitions, redundancies, broken records
Why God, Why?
Redundancies, copies, reposts
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of reposts
Like a Frost character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Echos, repetitions, iterations
Why God, Why?
Reposts, iterations, broken records
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of reposts
Like a Frost character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of reposts
Like a Frost character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?


😛
 
"Why"

Anandtechers, Hot Deals, octopi
Why God, Why?
Hot Deals, left ads, teh IntARweB
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of teh IntARweB
Like a Plath character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Slow forums, Anandtechers, subscribers
Why God, Why?
Teh IntARweB, subscribers, octopi
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of teh IntARweB
Like a Plath character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of teh IntARweB
Like a Plath character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Hmm...

"I Think"

I Think Derivatives are really a huge problem
I Think Integrals are too much on my mind
I Think Limits have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a poetry.com line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Amish's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus

I Think Theorems are gonna drive us all crazy
And Slopes make me feel like a child
I Think Areas will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a poetry.com line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Amish's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like Amish's smile, cruel and cold
Like poetry.com's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus

:Q

Viper GTS
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What the HELL is my ASS doing in your HEAD???

amish
 
"I Think"

I Think tech support are really a huge problem
I Think help desk calls are too much on my mind
I Think ticketing software have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Keets line, which won't let go of my brain
Like jerk's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on end users
Blame it on end users
Blame it on end users

I Think clueless dweebs are gonna drive us all crazy
And cube life make me feel like a child
I Think pimple faced geeks will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Keets line, which won't let go of my brain
Like jerk's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on end users
Blame it on end users
Blame it on end users

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like jerk's smile, cruel and cold
Like Keets's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on end users
Blame it on end users
Blame it on end users
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Hmm...

"I Think"

I Think Derivatives are really a huge problem
I Think Integrals are too much on my mind
I Think Limits have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a poetry.com line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Amish's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus

I Think Theorems are gonna drive us all crazy
And Slopes make me feel like a child
I Think Areas will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like a poetry.com line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Amish's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus

Like a Blue rain, beating down on me
Like Amish's smile, cruel and cold
Like poetry.com's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus
Blame it on Calculus

:Q

Viper GTS
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What the HELL is my ASS doing in your HEAD???

amish
Click to expand...

I just noticed that, it appears that the generator is dyslexic.

Viper GTS
 
"I Think"

I Think Moosehead are really a huge problem
I Think Moulson are too much on my mind
I Think Celine Dion have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a heavy rain, beating down on me
Like a Pink Floyd line, which won't let go of my brain
Like JLo's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Canada
Blame it on Canada
Blame it on Canada

I Think Peter Jennings are gonna drive us all crazy
And oh make me feel like a child
I Think the tank will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a heavy rain, beating down on me
Like a Pink Floyd line, which won't let go of my brain
Like JLo's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Canada
Blame it on Canada
Blame it on Canada

Like a heavy rain, beating down on me
Like JLo's smile, cruel and cold
Like Pink Floyd's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Canada
Blame it on Canada
Blame it on Canada


 
Hahaha, my song about "organic chemistry":

"I Think"

I Think flasks are really a huge problem
I Think hot plates are too much on my mind
I Think constant temperature baths have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a Dave Matthews line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Heather's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on organic chemistry
Blame it on organic chemistry
Blame it on organic chemistry

I Think books are gonna drive us all crazy
And safety goggles make me feel like a child
I Think electrons will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a Dave Matthews line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Heather's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on organic chemistry
Blame it on organic chemistry
Blame it on organic chemistry

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like Heather's smile, cruel and cold
Like Dave Matthews's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on organic chemistry
Blame it on organic chemistry
Blame it on organic chemistry
🙂
 
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