Alabama does it again - Buy a car, get a flag, a bible and a shotgun for free.

[tweaker2]

Somewhere in the bible, isn't there a prohibition against buying ugly rims?

As far as the deal goes, whatever floats their boat.

Six spoke rims is the sign of "The Unspoken One". Every fundamentalist bible thumping evangelist knows this. They'd throw that truck on a raging pyre first chance they got.

 

[dank69]

Strangely, that addy turns up nothing. Had to actually try it to make sure I didn't just get perma-banned....

Yeah, nothing found.

 

[dainthomas]

Not sure this compares to those other things. Bibles, guns, and flags are what we call rural / country living.

It's like that across the nation.
What do you think those militias in Oregon are all about?

Being ignorant racists? Oregon is crawling with them. I was driving up through Vancouver a few months ago and some of these crazies were on an overpass with racist banners hanging off. Just like Jesus taught, apparently.

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2018/01/man_who_desecrated_eugene_syna.html

 

[zinfamous]

Okay, not my cup of tea but if that's their target audience and legal then have at it.

You can always get in on the game by going to some blue city and organizing a sale at Planned Parenthood "have one abortion, get one free plus a free pussy hat" deal that will appeal to your key market.

I guess that works if you for some reason believe that there are actually people out there that equate buying a new car with getting an abortion. obviously, if you do believe that such people exist, then you have serious issues.

 

[dainthomas]

Six spoke rims is the sign of "The Unspoken One". Every fundamentalist bible thumping evangelist knows this. They'd throw that truck on a raging pyre first chance they got.

Voldemort?

 

[nakedfrog]

I guess that works if you for some reason believe that there are actually people out there that equate buying a new car with getting an abortion. obviously, if you do believe that such people exist, then you have serious issues.

I figured the post itself was a clear announcement that yes, he absolutely has issues. In case anyone had lingering doubts.

 

[rommelrommel]

Shotgun, bible and flag probably made in China.

I don’t think you can import Chinese guns, but good chance it’s made in Turkey.

 

[MovingTarget]

Well, dang, lemme get my checkbook out...

/s

 

[IronWing]

Voldemort?

Here's the deal:

666 is three sixes. Add 'em up and you get 18 (one 8 for Hitler). Now reverse that and you get 81 (the second 8 for Hitler). Subtract 18 from 81 and you get 63 => three 6s, back to 666. Everybody knows this.

 

[thilanliyan]

Any background checks before they hand out shotguns?

 

[dank69]

Any background checks before they hand out shotguns?

No, just a driver's license or parental consent form. Kids down there learn to use a shotgun before they learn to use the toilet.

 

[IronWing]

You don't need a toilet if you know how to shoot the shit.

 

[MovingTarget]

On second thought, this might be more affordable and convenient than ever! The local hospital is running a special for the 4th of July - 50% off all amputations with code: heyyallwatchthis!

(stolen from elsewhere...)

 

[Paladin3]

I don’t think you can import Chinese guns, but good chance it’s made in Turkey.

It's perfectly legal to import guns from China. The Savage-Stevens 320 pump shotgun is Chinese made and you can pick one up in 12-gauge for about $150 at Walmart.

 

[dank69]

You don't need a toilet if you know how to shoot the shit.

Pull!

 

[Lanyap]

Yeehaa. Now that's what I call a hot deal. God, guns and pickup trucks. I'm gonna have to drive up there and get me one of those deals. KAG!

Hrm, the only thing they are missing is a 6-pack of Miller High Life and a 3rd cousin.

1st or 2nd cousin will do and I prefer the pony packs.

 

[Ichinisan]

Seems like a good way to sell pickup trucks in the south.

 

[rommelrommel]

It's perfectly legal to import guns from China. The Savage-Stevens 320 pump shotgun is Chinese made and you can pick one up in 12-gauge for about $150 at Walmart.

Fair enough, is it just Norinco that’s banned?

 

[Ken g6]

Quintessential Republicans: clinging to guns, religion, and fossil fuels.

 

[ElFenix]

the juxtaposition is amazing

 

[nickqt]

Not a bad deal, depending on the shotgun. I'd just toss the bible out the window on my way out.

 

[Victorian Gray]

Okay, not my cup of tea but if that's their target audience and legal then have at it.

You can always get in on the game by going to some blue city and organizing a sale at Planned Parenthood "have one abortion, get one free plus a free pussy hat" deal that will appeal to your key market.

Jackass

 

[Jhhnn]

Throw in a tow chain for dragging undesirables behind the truck for the full kit. Oh, wait- that's Texas style. Alabama was always more into ropes & trees, iirc.

 

[DrDoug]

Florida: *.*
Alabama: “Hold my beer!”

More like: "Hold my moonshine... and my teeth."

I'm disappointed that they didn't offer to have White Jeebus airbrushed on every hood like the Screaming Chicken on the old T/A..

 

[sportage]

And for those Alabamians that need financing, a better offer.