Alabama does it again - Buy a car, get a flag, a bible and a shotgun for free.

Stopsignhank

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The state that is trying to outlaw abortions, does not show gay cartoon characters on PBS, has a mayor that wants to kill out all LGBTQ and has a church with it's own police force - now has this.

Chatom Ford in Alabama took to their Facebook page to announce a promo that will be running from now to July 31. They promise that anyone who purchases a new or pre-owned vehicle at their dealership will receive a bible, an American flag, and a 12-gauge shotgun.

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Yep, those are some damn fine Americans right that.
 

zinfamous

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damn, if the local VW dealership had done this I would have gone down there to buy my GTI back in April!
 

glenn1

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Okay, not my cup of tea but if that's their target audience and legal then have at it.

You can always get in on the game by going to some blue city and organizing a sale at Planned Parenthood "have one abortion, get one free plus a free pussy hat" deal that will appeal to your key market.
 

tweaker2

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Well, at least it's an American flag. The 12 ga. (imho) is only good for sending slugs and tech loads, I like 410 or 20 ga. for the challenge and the bible being acquired from a place that will use it to make a profit doesn't send the right message.

However, I'd go for the deal if I paid for the flag, shotgun and bible and got the truck for free though.
 

senseamp

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Kudos to the guy for creative marketing strategy. Sums up American "Patriotism" and "Christianity" pretty well.
 
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Jaskalas

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The state that is trying to outlaw abortions, does not show gay cartoon characters on PBS, has a mayor that wants to kill out all LGBTQ and has a church with it's own police force - now has this.

Not sure this compares to those other things. Bibles, guns, and flags are what we call rural / country living.

It's like that across the nation.
What do you think those militias in Oregon are all about?
 

HomerJS

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Okay, not my cup of tea but if that's their target audience and legal then have at it.

You can always get in on the game by going to some blue city and organizing a sale at Planned Parenthood "have one abortion, get one free plus a free pussy hat" deal that will appeal to your key market.
Better yet, for every female that takes a White House tour one free pussy grab by Orange Julius Caesar
 

alien42

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it would be pretty funny if someone took them up on that deal and then filmed themselves shooting the bible with the shotgun with the flag burning in the background.
 

BoomerD

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it would be pretty funny if someone took them up on that deal and then filmed themselves shooting the bible with the shotgun with the flag burning in the background.

The Christian Taliban would lose their fucking minds...we'd have white sheets marching in the streets, politicians calling for public executions, and torch sales would skyrocket...
 
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dank69

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Free dental work would be better.
Would be cheaper, too because they only have to clean and polish the one tooth. Unless you are talking about a whole new set of teeth, in which case it would be cheaper to just make the cars BOGOF.