Alabama boy fakes kidnapping to hide bad grades

[TurtleCrusher]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200...d_boy_fakes_kidnapping

As much as I hated bringing home bad grades, his must have been BAD.

Good job kid.

:beer:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Sounds like a totally reasonable way to react to a bad report.

 

[jlee]

Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.

:laugh:

 

[venkman]

he knew bad grades = no more bacon, so he had to act

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: venkman
he knew bad grades = no more bacon, so he had to act

Bacon is good for me!

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Originally posted by: JLee

Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.

:laugh:

I definitely laughed at that.

How convenient.

 

[SammyJr]

In Alabama, I thought bad grades were rewarded with moonshine and shotguns. Learn something new every day, I guess.

 

[Beev]

Good god, how stupid do you have to be to get bad grades in Alabama?

 

[ViviTheMage]

haha wth

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Beev
Good god, how stupid do you have to be to get bad grades in Alabama?

Apparently stupid enough to think that you can get away with faking a kidnapping to over up said marks.

 

[Wheezer]

In Alabama though this kid will get what he deserves...a god old fashioned ass whuppin' for running away and then another for the bad grades.

Kid won't be able to sit for a week.

 

[krylon]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
In Alabama though this kid will get what he deserves...a god old fashioned ass whuppin' for running away and then another for the bad grades.

Kid won't be able to sit for a week.

Because of the butt seks?