Al-gore-ithm

[GL]

Shamelessly ripped from Slashdot...but it's a goodie for those with some programming background



<< volatile int president;

while (!president)
{
recount();
whine();
sue();
}
>>



-GL

 

[Pretender]

void main() {
 pCandidate AGore, GBush;
 USstate FLORIDA;
election_process:
 while ((AGore.electoralVotes < 270) &amp;&amp; (GBush.stateVotes(FLORIDA) > AGore.stateVotes(FLORIDA)) {
  while (AGore.requestRecount(FLORIDA)==NULL) {
   AGore.whine();
   AGore.sue(FLORIDA.anybody(republicans | opposers | courts)); }
}
 if (AGore.electoralVotes < 270)
   goto election_process;
 return; }


It's true, it's true.

 

[Valhalla1]

ha!

 

[Pretender]

Valhalla are you selling that car or just taunting us with those hot pics?

 

[fluxquantum]

LMAO

 

[PCAddict]

ROFL. That's a good one. Since he invented the Internet, it's no suprise that Gore has plenty of programmers at his disposal.

 

[Killbat]

That's a h00t!

 

[Moonbeam]

Bush doesn't even know English much less a programming language. He is, however, quite programmed.